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Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the <a href=/explore/gift.php>Free Gift</a> center!

Everyone is gone. I am typing this up in the basement of the newsroom, in hopes that it gets out to warn anyone that has not yet contracted this rash. I seem to have small red areas on my hands. I am unsure if it is because of stress, or if I have fallen victim. The Doctors have left or fallen ill themselves, without identifying this disease or finding a cure. I... I don't know what is going to happen. I have glimpsed a few people in what I believe are the final stages. They are inhuman! I .. I'm going to end this here. I think I hear something. Protect your families! Get out of Subeta as quick as you can!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by itzipg
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Soon you'll be one of us, Titania, don't be afraid, it won't last long.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chou
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Inhuman? We've feelings too you know? sobs and huggles brain pillow

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Crap that. = = " I was uninfected till few hours ago when I just logged in.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Fraggle
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i am hungry zombie. rarr

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by VIRTUE
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om nom nom

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Opa
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Awww, poor lady worrying. Too bad I bit her while she slept. Bwahahahahaha!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kamikaze
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i'mmz eat yewwwwwwwwwwwww lol xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I'm still not affected. Stop being so dramatic Titania. -.-;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lumos_san
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pats Titiania

Don't worry, hun. :> It's MUCH better then hanging around being normal. Doesn't hurt a bit.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Doe
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Epic boobage. I need some of those for my HA? Oh, and, um, great report.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

How about I take the brains and you guys can have whatever is left over Sounds like a deal to me!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Brains? I want her boobies. -wut?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

pounds on basement window I WANNNNNTTTT BRRRAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSSS! drools

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Katt
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she hasnt got protection on. Get her

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by aiya
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Titiana is gone, it's that DOCTOR I want ...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by lostpuzzlepiece
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If we run out of brains, we will eat the hearts!!! HEAAAAARRRRTS

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Snap, Snap... Raises boney hands and points at you... we are coming... better run... it makes the chase more fun.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Katt
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I am a pro choice zombie xD i like eating chicken too

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

BRRRRAAAAAAAAAIINNNNNNNSSSSS -scratches at windows-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Hyogail
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ONOES Fellow zombies! I just thought of something. What happens when we run out of brains to eat?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Millgret
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Join us.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Urania
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join us Titania spread hearts everywhere

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Prediction
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Final stage = level 9 i think.....

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Malibu
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Skyline you've seen 'The Hills have Eyes' haven't you?

Poor, poor Titiana. I hope you have energy bars in that basement. I salute your efforts ^^.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by loopa
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got mine. i can't leave the planet dangit. i must live here. space is no place for a zombie...the food sucks.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Katt
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she looks tasty. om nom

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kysnier
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Oh, being a zombie ain't that bad. If you become a zombie we can trade recipes (for braaaaaiiiinsssssss! ) n.n

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by BladeRunner
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You know that saying.. if you can't beat 'em.. Join 'em!.... Seriously, we have hungry mouths to feed. Its like donating to charity.

JUST DO IT

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ophelia_886
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Oh, poor Titania. If only the need for Subetan achievements had not driven me to join the enemy, I would give you a hug.

And, um, I'm sure that rash is just a scratch, dear. No need to worry.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chul
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Poor Titania, I'm still safe

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by BIRDIE
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snuggles to Lai but I don't want to leave subeta I love it here!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vibrava
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Poor Titania. :< -nodnod- Dramatic-ness, indeed, Bipolarbear!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

pant pant Must pant lick apant and bite pant Titania pant haa**haa sigh pant Must suck on Titania's watermelons pant drool ^^

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Psych
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aww poor titania....come, let me eat you..ehh I mean help you

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lai
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-snuggles her- Even though Im a zombie, this news post makes my heart ache for her

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MysticGothic
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Thank you Titania for that news, I hope you will be alright. I would not want you getting zombiefied, what would we do?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tennyo
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Bye bye Tits McGee...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Wow another! I missed the first. o_x;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Merry
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Night of the Living Dead, anyone?

YAYYY

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by dachshundsr4me
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Oh come let me eat you...braaaaainsssss.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Danielle
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dun dun dun. What will ever happen to Subeta !?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Corgi
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HHGNGNNNNGHGHGhghghdsDZzzz... HHSSSKKZT!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

you are now one of us, titiana!

BRAIIINzz!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by hollo
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Nggghh....ngghhhh... Brains.... braaiiinsss... pounds on door Nggghhhh...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bioshock
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>.<

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SEA
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I actually feel quite sorry for you...you sound so scared

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sundance
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Yayyy, got all 7 so far.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bipolarbear
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Oh, dramatic. o.o

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Millgret
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FTP

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