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Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the <a href=/explore/gift.php>Free Gift</a> center!

Everyone is gone. I am typing this up in the basement of the newsroom, in hopes that it gets out to warn anyone that has not yet contracted this rash. I seem to have small red areas on my hands. I am unsure if it is because of stress, or if I have fallen victim. The Doctors have left or fallen ill themselves, without identifying this disease or finding a cure. I... I don't know what is going to happen. I have glimpsed a few people in what I believe are the final stages. They are inhuman! I .. I'm going to end this here. I think I hear something. Protect your families! Get out of Subeta as quick as you can!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tyhus
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Away foul zombies! readies weapons

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tekkengal
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Brraaaaaaiiiinnnnnsssss nomnomnom

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Drama drama.

NOM NOM!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jessari
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"We prefer to be called the living impaired; thank you."

Or the vitally challenged.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by VampirePumpkin
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Inhuman? ME? >8D Good times, good times...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

JOIN usss.....uurrghh....veeinss....me want your veeinns...vampire zombie

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

yes i got the surviver achievement so now can someone infect me? im bored no hearts

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Machine
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That woman is so dead. Too bad, she looks tasty. o:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by TrashPrinceDio
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Hah, bite you, Tits Vagee? I don't think so, I could catch something much worse that what I have now.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I want to be a zombie!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rabbit_Insanity
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Bite them all. All the bites belong to us. You can't WIN!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Yokujin
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Thanks for the news Titania, I'm currently in my house with all doors and windows locked. I covered the chimney and hid the outside doors to the basement. I don't want to be a zombie. All my friend are nu flesh-eating unstoppable creatures who want nothing less then take a bite of my skin. It's very scary here with me waiting till everything is over and the zombies outside trying to get in. I'm happy to hear I'm not the only one survivor, and all we can do now is wait till this horrible nightmare is over.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by flare
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aw, and here i was, so sure that she had turned into skitters.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

muahahahahahaha she'll never suspect it was me that snuck into her bedroom and bit her breast nominominom

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Blackjack
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ffngt...Isn't that nice of her? Telling us all where she is! ...fsfft...fsfft...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Her right boob is mine ! And the "between her legs area" whistle

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SpectrumSurfer
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We prefer to be called the living impaired; thank you. Too late now darling... undeath is immanent... But if you want you can go down fighting. Though you're no Legend.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Anshin
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twirls baseball bat and grins ferally at Titania

Come out, come out, wherever you are...you can't hide forever, little girl. We'll get you too in the end.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Quote By "Kaitlyn98670":

; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Skyline you've seen 'The Hills have Eyes' haven't you?

Nope. But those boobies seem MUCH better than some brains ...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jenni
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-noms on Titania-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sasuke
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nom nomBring us another narc.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jessari
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Poor Titania....

Come out of that basement and I'll bite...erm, kiss...it better

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Liz_885
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you're never safe, Titania.. nowhere..

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Under
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I wanna be a zombie! ;0;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SpoonyBard
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I´m not inhuman, how dare you T_T

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Zinx
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i bit her!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fallenkitsune
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i just infected her, too bad it doesnt show on her HA...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fallenkitsune
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by aquarius_518
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I'm waiting Titania to be infected with all viruses at once . X'DD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by engine
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Survivor wut wut. \o/

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nebulae
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"QUICK! To the Winchester!!!"

I'm with you mate

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nightwing
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Reminds me of the movies [REC] and Quarantine. ;P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Gravity_653
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Lawl, Tits McGee is going down. :O

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

"QUICK! To the Winchester!!!"

Oh yeah

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SkeletonKey_305
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I still stand by my prediction that Dr. Asmodeus and/or Louis L'Amour will come to the rescue.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SkeletonKey_305
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Oh, Titania! Why do you have to suck the fun out of everything with a big fat drama bomb?

Undead equality! End the prejudice!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by meowth
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She IS wearing a pendant. I tried to bite her like.. 100 times in a row.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

QUICK! To the Winchester!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vincento
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Hey.. Titania.. do you wanna come to dinner?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bagheera23608
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I'm with TotallySpacedOut. Off to Atebus. I mean, the other option is Neopets and I'm NOT going there, lol!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I can haz a bite? /pretty eyes/ ... or well, I could make them, if my HA still had them XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

If she was that afraid of infection, you'd think she would have shelled out the 5k for the pendant Titania's going to be one hot zombie though xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chives
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Hopefully Skitters will get her ;D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by TotallySpacedOut
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Out of Subeta? So.. mass evacuation to Atebus?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Zansabar
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I am a survivor! We will band together and rid the world of the zombies.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Morticia
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Leave Subeta? And go where? Tssk tsssk tsssk. Kick of those shakles of life and enjoy (like soooo many of us) the afterlife.

Dinner?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by TrashPrinceDio
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Ahahaha

No.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by skrillex
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Awh c'mon, it isn't as bad as you make it out to be! If you can't beat em, join em ;3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Titanias' HA should have red blotches on her hands xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Titanias' HA should have red blotches on her hands xD

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