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Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the <a href=/explore/gift.php>Free Gift</a> center!

Everyone is gone. I am typing this up in the basement of the newsroom, in hopes that it gets out to warn anyone that has not yet contracted this rash. I seem to have small red areas on my hands. I am unsure if it is because of stress, or if I have fallen victim. The Doctors have left or fallen ill themselves, without identifying this disease or finding a cure. I... I don't know what is going to happen. I have glimpsed a few people in what I believe are the final stages. They are inhuman! I .. I'm going to end this here. I think I hear something. Protect your families! Get out of Subeta as quick as you can!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Foxywifey
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No tits mcgee you can't be nom nom-ed ; - ; We'll hide at the winchester together X3 Shaun will save us all

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tsukemono
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OH YEAH? BITE ME! (no pun intended)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ceri
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Odd.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SAILOR
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You bit them, and infected them with your virus!

Nom Nom Nom, tyvm Titania

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CamrynDream
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basement dwelling, zombie controlling MONKEY! tee hee =P we will infect yoooouuuuuu

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by TaeBae
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Has anyone actually managed a successful bit to our mysterious news reporter? It is very odd that she showed when the virus did. Hmm.. Interesting. If anyone got a successful bite. Comment me. I want to know. Good luck Titania on surviving in your basement

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Midnight_916
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Aww. Bless. Patpat I is sympathetic zombie -nod-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Dang, I sure wish someone would bite me ;D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I know! She's actually Skitters. She just stuffs like a whole box of tissues for each boob O8

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fallenkitsune
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http://www.subeta.net/bite.php?user=[Titania]

go ahead and nibble on her guys

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by phibrizzo
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Yeah, It was HER!!! Just look at this creepy eves... She used us at her experiments Thanks a lot! I do love my inhuman life-after-death

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nostalgia_507
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hey, she was here when this started. Maybe she is the reason behind this virus strain?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

i am vampire completely the only thing i can do is hunt for people save me help

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

and how do u bite people? drools

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

does anyone know what the POINT of this is? Is there a cure as of right now? O.O

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kiei_Neko
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But. But. Skitters doesn't have bewbs. If she's Skitters, then that must mean her tits are fake. O-o blink

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I was thinking that too lol. XD

...nyuuurghh....tiittsss....TITTTSS....

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by sugarstar222
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Maybe she IS Skitters!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Magan
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Subeta probably decided to infect us all to prevent vomiting from an overflow of lovey-dovey hearts and pink frilly things.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bellian
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I think they should be able to feel the love too<3 >:3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nettlekid
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Oh, I hope Titania's got Boob-itis. Oh, how I hope so.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Megan_799
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Because things that infect humans dont always infect pets o;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bellian
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I wonder why pets haven't been infected as well? Or have they?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rex_974
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Man, whatever.

It's not /that/ bad, we're functioning just fine. Join the fun.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DreamsInPink
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Event! You have been bitten by Emmy168! You now have the disease virus!

So what are we supposed to DO??

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Glitter
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OMFG Marcy is RIGHT! O__O We didn't even have the FLU until she showed up!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

grawwrawfragglerabbllee <

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cj
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....I think we all can agree with me when I say THIS VIRUS ISNT HARMLESS ANYMORE! ... still cool

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Luskalilly
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She the starter of it! she came into subeta and now were all gettin sick.. shes the carrier

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Oh, Titania. I knew this would happen. -examines hands-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Stormwolf3x
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Maybe you shouldn't have given out your location... Zombies can read the newspaper also... grins

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Spleeeeens... spleeeeeeennnnnsss...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

-evil giggle-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

no one has bitten me so i'm happy

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SelenaChan
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Plaaaaiins... Plllaaaiiinnnnss!

... wait.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Sorry Titania....there's no where safe from us now...:E

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by WIN
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Get out of Subeta as quick as you can!

no ;-;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by synthpop
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haha, look at me I'm rotting XD

even as Zombies, most of us are still somewhat civil >8D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jescieka
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Lol I'm kinda glad you haven't got it Titania, imagine you with boobitus :0 Is that armband new..? Or is it just me?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Goddess
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Why would we leave Subeta now? This zombie thing is AWSOME! xD

And for all you non-zombie losers, you'd better fly to Atebus because we won't stop biting until you're all one of us!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

i have been bit yesterday by a level 8 and i am now level 8 this is my last word before im fully zombie survivors run i hope doctors find a cure for me

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by tasogare
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I just got it that she's based off of "Tits McGee" from Anchorman...why didn't I get it sooner? xD sorry, Tits, but one of us is gonna get you sooner or later...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

-nom nom-

what exactly is the point of the viruses? does anyone know? O.O will we ever...get better? gulp

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

-nom nom-

what exactly is the point of the viruses? does anyone know? O.O will we ever...get better? gulp

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Marine
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... exclamation point in a yellow bubble appears above head

Grrrawwwr... grraawwwrrlllll, foooddd...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

BRAAAIIIIINNNNNS.. and baby penguins

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Koala_952
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OMG my nose is just like Michael Jackson´s....Titania I hope you don´t have to suffer from this....

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by IcyMist
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Eep.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aisu
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Bitten and infected. xD Dunno if it actually worked, but.

...rrrraaaaaAAAAwwwwRrr....

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Rofl. I'm still not infected. I just dunno if I want it or not. But you can't run, Titania!

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