Channel 5 Action News - Press Release!

This is a Channel 5 Action News special report!

Centropolis billionaire and playboy philanthropist Dominic Saggitarius has generously persuaded Channel 5 News to conduct a press release on his behalf. The handsome and powerful mogul is known mainly for his presidency at the Millionaire Center and his Councilorship of Centropolis, but who can forget his great history with dragon hunting? It's known he's on the lookout for recruits to join his new expedition in the Omen Islands, and we're delighted to hear from him today.



Hey, it’s me, your best friend Blake! I know that you’ve been eagerly awaiting whatever exciting adventure that I’ve got in store for you this time, and you can’t wait to get an all new, promotional Steele Excavations shovel! Hah, just kidding, I promise that there will be no digging this time.

Man all that sand, I got such a rash on my-




Ahem (Saggitarius interrupts), I think we’ll just end that sentence right there, thank you. This is MY press release. It is I, Saggitarius, famed dragon hunter and explorer. You have a unique opportunity to join an expedition to the Omen Islands. Please join me on the islands at your earliest convenience and we’ll see if you have what it takes to be part of Team Gold-

(Blake interrupts) Or Team Blake Is Best!

(Saggitarius sighs) Or Team Steele.

Thank you to the wonderful Mr. Saggitarius and whoever the other guy was. Something about shovels? I'm told that signups are going to last a few days, so join both men at the Omen Islander Village (passage to which has been generously opened to those without maps for the duration of the adventure, courtesy of Mr. Saggitarius) to learn more and pick your team!

This has been a Channel 5 Action News special report!

September 5, 2016, 4:46 pm by Armor
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Clearly the rash is from all the sand in his crevices. ;D Rashes aside though, I'm all for doing more and seeing more, and I have other sources of income. Team Steele, here we go.

September 5, 2016, 4:43 pm by Dreamcrystal
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That's one way to put it XD Blake is the friendlier of the two

September 5, 2016, 4:41 pm by Ferinsy
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Not parcial at all, btw...

September 5, 2016, 4:40 pm by Ferinsy
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Saggi: More money, unfriendly mentor. (Slavery) Blake: More adventure, friendly mentor. (Friendship)

September 5, 2016, 4:40 pm by Synth
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Team Steele all the way! Can't wait to get this adventure started! :D

September 5, 2016, 4:37 pm by Tserel
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Hmmm do I go to my greedy side for sP or will I let my heart speak and go for the goof?

lmao fuck u saggy im rich already GO STEELE GO STEELE

September 5, 2016, 4:36 pm by Dreamcrystal
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Went with Steele because more adventuring time, if I need money I can do questing lol

September 5, 2016, 4:35 pm by Ghirahim
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I like how the Dummy of Gold has a Steele pin & shovel and the Dummy of Steele has a wooden version of Saggitarius' sword strapped to it. Very mature, guys.

September 5, 2016, 4:33 pm by Kulo
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At first I thought Team Gold ofc, but Blake is so excited and friendly it's cute. D: So Saggi is trying to lure people with money and Blake with his adorable self and adventure? I'm just hoping that I don't end up regretting my choice.

September 5, 2016, 4:32 pm by dotSei
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.......I can't tell if I want more money or more exploration chances.

September 5, 2016, 4:32 pm by StarShadow
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Yes you can battle both of them then return to the guys to choose your team.

September 5, 2016, 4:32 pm by Laurey
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Yep! You can battle both dummies before choosing, just don't click on the green apply button for either side until you're sure.

For anyone else, it seems like the difference is that Saggi will pay out more sP and more frequently, while Blake's team will run out of energy and supplies at a slower rate meaning more adventuring can get done.

September 5, 2016, 4:30 pm by Marlboro
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Please help I don't understand what to do Can I battle both dummies and then i will be ablr to choose?

September 5, 2016, 4:29 pm by Cheshire
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Blake is cute, but I love money. How do I choose!??? Lolll

September 5, 2016, 4:27 pm by jem
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joined team gold w/o listening to steele's spiel (hah, rhyme!), & then immediately jumped into saggi quests. dunno what that says about me?

September 5, 2016, 4:26 pm by Dreamcrystal
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I have no idea who to go with.. what is the Positive and Negative of both sides?

September 5, 2016, 4:25 pm by Necolasa
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Team Steele!

September 5, 2016, 4:25 pm by Ferinsy
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If you click in "Wait. You want to see what the other team has to offer":

Quote by Saggitarius
Ah yes, have fun. I believe they pay in fast food vouchers.

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No prob, buddy! See you soon.

It's your conscience, just saying...

September 5, 2016, 4:25 pm by [NPC] Blake Steele
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That's what she said!

September 5, 2016, 4:22 pm by Godis
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I don't know who to pick either. lol

September 5, 2016, 4:21 pm by Julie
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I'm conflicted. Flails with you.

September 5, 2016, 4:18 pm by Maileth
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Mr Gold always ehm Team Gold...of course

September 5, 2016, 4:18 pm by MamaBear
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Lol let's hope so, or he might make me dig even though he's promised no digging for this event! That said, I'm still torn and have no clue which team to join.

September 5, 2016, 4:17 pm by Altruism
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I hate both characters but Steele is the smarter move cuz you can go for longer

September 5, 2016, 4:16 pm by Jonquil
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I don't know who to pick! flails around

September 5, 2016, 4:16 pm by PetraKore
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That said, it's good that people without them can join in! It'd suck to be locked out of a plot.

I've got to go for Team Steele: I get enough sp with other stuff and I want more adventuring! Good luck to both teams!

September 5, 2016, 4:16 pm by Tuonela
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I'll side with no dragon slayer, thank you very much! Go team Blake!

September 5, 2016, 4:15 pm by Tekki
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What's the difference between the 2 teams? I don't feel convinced by either.

September 5, 2016, 4:15 pm by Cliodna
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Blake, what...what happened to your face? o_o

September 5, 2016, 4:14 pm by [NPC] Saggitarius
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- What an oversight by the news reporter, I've had him amend the transcript. Of course I will be providing a means to get to the island without a map, and I expect that those grateful at the privilege provided will be joining my team!

September 5, 2016, 4:14 pm by curbdirt
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OMG I'M SO FREAKIN TORN! 😍

They're both p hunky amirite?! xP

September 5, 2016, 4:14 pm by Eire
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It's started .

September 5, 2016, 4:13 pm by PetraKore
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Although, the map was so expensive to get it's nice to have a use for it!

September 5, 2016, 4:12 pm by SaboKat
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Uuuh, Blake, you alright? "Yeah, never better, why you ask?"

September 5, 2016, 4:12 pm by Inknote
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Ahh idk who to pick >.< Does it even matter? Besides you know, who wins? They're the same challenges and prizes right? Gah I still don't know. Blake's creepy looking but Saggi's kinda...you know, a dick lmao. He's so mean to me. Imma just join whoever my friends join XD

September 5, 2016, 4:11 pm by Laurey
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Just so you know, you can fight both dummies before applying to either team ~

September 5, 2016, 4:11 pm by Greg
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Gold might be shiny but it's also known for being soft and malleable.

September 5, 2016, 4:10 pm by Darkrai
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The islands have always had a map; [item=Uncharted Land Map Piece ] Pieces 1-9

September 5, 2016, 4:09 pm by FLUX
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Went with Steele for the energy/supply bonus :) sP is boring, gimme da adventurez

September 5, 2016, 4:09 pm by Trees
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I chose Saggitarius cause despite his arrogance, he is generous when doing quests, while all Blake does is encourage me to explore the crypts only for me to lose every time (seriously, I've never won).

September 5, 2016, 4:09 pm by Darkrai
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jk I'm still very torn

September 5, 2016, 4:09 pm by Amae
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Thanks for the info! That's good to hear :)

September 5, 2016, 4:08 pm by Mars
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Hahaha, oh that's fantastic! I think Blake himself would approve.

September 5, 2016, 4:08 pm by Kittee
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Omen Maps? I must of missed that news announcement. Where do we find the map pieces at?

September 5, 2016, 4:07 pm by starlesswinter
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drops her sandwiches and runs to Omen Islands

You got the cream for Blake's rash...?

September 5, 2016, 4:06 pm by Seoni
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September 5, 2016, 4:05 pm by Solsticesprite
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my battlepet Magie wanted to do the same thing. Choosing to battle the dummy doesn't choose the team for you, so you can totally let her do this. Fight the one dummy, then go talk to the other guy and fight his dummy. When you are done fighting, then you can choose and when you do there is no more fighting apparently.

There's no fifth win drop for either of them.

September 5, 2016, 4:05 pm by Yuzu
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...... I don't know who to choose. D:

September 5, 2016, 4:05 pm by Pirate
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I think I will have to throw a coin over this, cannot decide which team to choose.

September 5, 2016, 4:05 pm by MamaBear
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Wouldn't that be a... Blake sale? shot dead for bad pun Sorry, couldn't be helped...

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