The cure for the common cold is to eat three whole pickles.

I only eat cabbage. I have only ever eaten cabbage, and it is all I will ever eat.

Mine cold, dead heart is sheathed with a layer of impenetrable neutronium.

I'm really mad that people are still keeping this game going.

Mine received the oddest statement from mine bank, it had a balance in imaginary numbers...

im the CEO of a fortune 500 company

Ms Sinister iz waiting for mine at the nest left, after Infinity.

An old obsolete model like mine is an uncle, because mine is not man enough to be a father.

Mine six month overhaul is due in a few days.

Tomorrow a giant egg with a human face (don't call him Humpty Dumpty- he hates that) will rise in the Sun's place.

Mine been killed many times over, but mine does not feel like dying.

My eyelids are completely covered in thick dark hair

Yesterday begins again, tomorrow...

I have visited every planet ever, planet Zyria N0S was the most welcoming community

Celine Dion was my middle school PE teacher. Back then she went by Norma Jenkins.

A sage once said, "If you don't want to work, learn to not consume."

Fish can spit fire

Southpaw'd women like Southpaw'd men.

That will never be true, either way.

[What makes you think anything mine had posted are lies?]

If you try hard enough, it is possible to swallow your entire hand and arm.

The moon doesn't exist. If you think you can see it no you don't.

Mine never answer mine home phone, or cell...yet neither get disconnected.

Mine tired of wanting to talk to people, especially if they don't want to listen...

i have an extra foot, and you'll NEVER guess where.