State a random lie
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Porcupines can shoot their quills.
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The true purpose of fruitcakes is to anchor ships during hurricanes.
Dogs have six legs
Chicken nuggets are made from baby chickens.
Eros is the weakest form of love. Like gravity it only seems strong because of the magnitude of it's range.
(No lie to mine.)
Chocolate milk comes from brown cows
The moon isn't made out of cheese, it's actually made out of pizza dough. The cheese was added later.
Did you know that the Eiffel Tower in Paris was originally built to be a giant wine bottle opener?
Stupidity is an STD, if you were born you have it.
The Tasmanian tiger was actually a rare hybrid between a tiger and a wolf. That's why it's also called the Tasmanian wolf.
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There is no normal life outside of solitude.
It is scientifically proven that wearing a hat made of corn can increase your intelligence by 50%
My last birthday was Oct 16 2018, and the nest will be on Feb 27 2028.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
A learning experience is one of those things that say, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that." - Douglas Adams My wishlist.
The birthstone for February 30th is Industrial Diamond.
Leopards' tails are actually paintbrushes that they use to paint on their spots.
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The cure for baldness is shaving.
Today mine insulted some dumb belle, when mine made a cat call to a mobile crane, instead of her...
They don't want mine attention, unless mine giving to something else...
Mine have more or less learned the Russian keyboard, tho sometimes mine forget it's active...