Mine have had a single background check done on mine, which got an Error 404.

There's a man on the moon that controls selected Earth citizens to start random barfights.

My cats are running for president

Mine not plagued by monsters of the fourth dimension, mine more fearful of tenth dimensional beasts...

I have 15 toes

Mine "X" chromosome is inert, this is what makes mine a Vioran Soldier.

for some weird reason i can't get over the fact that i was born with 4 belly buttons

The only thing that can be drawn one way is a perfect circle.

Today is not my birthday!

Mine iz indeed a big ray of sunshine...from a white super giant star millions of times brighter than your Sun.

My shoulder is not in severe pain right now.

Mine relationship status is "inapplicable".

I wrestled a bear once.

Authenticity is mine ugliest feature, no woman is capable of appreciating it.

Did you know that giraffes used to be able to fly? But then they kept getting stuck in telephone wires, so they had to give up their airborne dreams and stick to walking on land.

Chocolate is a fruit that grows on trees just like apples.

Viorans are not significant Force users, it only favors right dominant species...

The Great Wall of China was originally built to keep out giant pandas, not invaders.

If you give me a high-five, bananas will rain down from the sky at high speed.

Did you know famous musician Dan Avidan dug the Qumran Caves out himself before 10 years old?