if I mailed you a durian you’d probably care. And the you’d get back at me for it.

I mean, I would probably just throw it out. Now if you said "have these you jerk" in your message then I would be mad. Not that I would do that....

Before you jump into battle - freezing is disabled and he has a curse that disables 1 weapon for two turns

I can't believe something I thought of earlier this morning was actually the solution. Just didn't fill the box all the way. On that note, sorry 'bout all the bugs Kain. Hopefully you've got a bottle of Raid on standby. Ant infestations are a bitch.

And thanks for the warning, totally missed what the curse was doing (lol)

a box that smells like gym socks, turpentine, and hot garbage would not tick you off?

i don't want to send bugs off to die

that's mean

EEEK!! That was a strategic scream. Those bugs are almost certainly venomous. You can tell by the, uh, frequency of their buzzing... look, I just know that high-pitched noises scare them, and I was trying to save your life, all right?

You've found a Hidden Opponent!

Kain challenges you to a fight in the Battle Coliseum!

YAY I was not even close to the solution on my own at all. I am a failure~

Much thanks for sharing your findings with us .

Nah, it's all about the message. Like "here, this is how I think you smell"

“I thought you would want this” should be insult enough. It is a durian.

Welcome everyone! If only I had thought to fill the box all the way this morning....ah well, at least we got Kain to hang out with us for a bit! Always makes me happy when NPCs join in chat~

Getting a durian isn't all that bad. Super Mario Sunshine taught me that apparently they make awesome kickballs!

Sounds like you have never experienced this supposed delicacy.

I've never eaten durian, no. I assume kicking them isn't recommended.

They do taste good in smoothies with other fruits :o

They are actually banned in most restaurants because of the smell

You Won! You have defeated Kain 1 time! Kain drops: Battered Shield You earned 999 sP for beating Kain! Cynde earned 2519 EXP Points!

I kinda always heard that they smell bad. Can't be any worse than stink bug stink, death, or abscess pus.

it ranks with death and pus. Pus custard might be a good desciption of it...

You Lose! You lost to Kain. Visit the Healer before battling again!

Yeah.... looks like one win is all I can manage.

Welp. That was quick and painful. See you in another tier, [NPC] Kain.

Too bad the weapon is super mediocre. It probably could have safely been 35/35 split on the defense without the randomness.

You've found a Hidden Opponent! Kain challenges you to a fight in the Battle Coliseum!

Yay! I'll fight him later though ~

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Thanks :)

EEEK!! That was a strategic scream. Those bugs are almost certainly venomous. You can tell by the, uh, frequency of their buzzing... look, I just know that high-pitched noises scare them, and I was trying to save your life, all right?

You've found a Hidden Opponent!

Kain challenges you to a fight in the Battle Coliseum!

I sent him 5 Common Ladybug