Mozzarella!

Stantler, or Deerling?

deerling is way cuter

wolf or fox?

Lone wolf.

Be the popular fake; or be yourself, by yourself?

Be yourself. Being a fraud will catch up to you.

Breakfast in a cafe, or brunch in a restaurant?

Brunch inna restaurant, only done that once.

Friends: quantity or quality?

Quality.

Tennis or golf?

Tennis is a sport tailored for southpaws.

An long elegantly worded email, or a short bluntly written letter?

An long elegantly worded email

Chipmunk or Squirrel?

Squirrel, that sassy mature lady from Sword in the Stone... ❤

Off-road inline, or half-pipe hockey?

I had to google what both of these were, but I'll go with half-pipe hockey because I like ice and cold.

Iced water or room temp water?

Ice cold water with ice, outside in winter.

Put nothing in, or nothing you put in matters?

Oh man I always have the attitude of putting nothing in because what if it doesn't make a difference/isn't enough! It's not a great attitude but it's what I do. So put nothing in is what I pick. :P

Would you rather have fingers for toes, or toes for fingers?

Toes as fingers, anything to be unattractive.

Forsake all, or deluded in some relationship?

Damn, getting deep, guess deluded in some relationship?

Would you rather climb Mount Everest or swim down to Marianas Trench? (assuming you survive both)

Down the challenger deep.

Cover your baldness, or compulsively cut your full head of hair?

oh cut the whole damn stuff off hahahah

a cat that could care less or a dog that hounds you to play

The cat, more than mine ever get from some woman.

Writer's block, or Hypergraphia?

Writer's block.

Matcha or chai?

matcha

pizza or pasta?

Love both, but I'll go with pizza this time!

Take a cold shower or a hot bath?