A- team

Potato salad or egg salad?

Spud salat!

Wait your turn, or wait for nothing?

Wait my turn. I've done it so far, what's a little more time?

Pyromancy, or Cryomancy?

Cryomancy, it's cooler.

Have your own sailboat or your own helicopter?

Hellacopter, a Sikorsky MH-53. (4500X specifically...)

I'm done waiting, there is nothing. 22 years and ongoing...

A fully loaded Switch with a broken OLED screen, or a PS5 with a burned out modem?

PS5 with a burned-out modem. I have a tech-nerd friend, and it would make a wonderful gift for him to tinker with.

Have an unlimited supply of bowling balls, or an unlimited supply of bowling pins?

bowling pins, for juggling and building things.

losing in the first round of a tournament, or losing in the finals?

losing in finals!

own something very old that does the job, or something very nice and new that keeps needing repairs?

This old obsolete model prefers the old obsolete models that do the job.

Some people think they can reinvent the wheel.

Corded or wireless headphones/earphones?

Ehh depends on the situation. I use wireless more though.

Extreme cold or extreme heat?

hmm extreme cold?

the beach or roller coasters?

The beach!

taking notes with a pen or digitally?

Digital, easier to edit. Plus my writing is practically illegible.

Natural beauty that needs no embellishing, or the "put your face on" makeup?

natural beauty

board games or video games?

Bored games.

Grey hair, or bald?

Grey hair.

Peas or carrots? (2 foods that I can't stand!)

Carrots tend to be sweeter...

Build your dreams, or just buy them?

Build, Iron is forged!

Mountain bike or BMX?

Mountain bike, Nix Olympia grade.

The tallest mountain or the deepest chasm?

the tallest mountain

on a stranded island by yourself or with 50 other people?