Medium rare

ice cream or gelato?

Hmmm I think gelato! Much creamier.

Ramen or pho?

Bona fide ramen!!!

FPS or paintball?

paintball

rpg or puzzle game?

Puzzle game.

A lazy ass, or a workaholic?

workaholic

travel the world as you please or go into space?

Travel the world as you please.

Deep pan or thin n' crispy pizza?

thin and crispy

firm avocado or mushier avocado?

firmer avocado.

Be able to speak another language of your choice fluently or have lifetime free of your favorite fast food

speak another language of your choice fluently!

be very learned in 5 languages or know 10 languages at an average level?

Five well spoken languages. One can only say "No" so well...

Clingy or Detached?

Clingy, because therapy is an option.

Chocolate or vanilla?

Vanilla, mine own tho...

Have your car serviced by: someone who LOVES cars, or someone who HATES cars?

or...

Gknock on Heaven's door, or Storm the gates of Hell?

Storm the gates of hell. Very Sabrina Spellman.

Host a grand wedding or go on a lavish honeymoon?

Hmmm. Host a grand wedding?

go to a fun little party or a huge fancy ball?

SMALL FUN PARTY

A fish fry, or a clam bake (either one on a beach)?

Singing karaoke.

Vacation exploring an international city or relaxing on a tropical island?

Relaxing on a tropical island. Winter is coming and I need more sunlight ^_^;

Traveling by car or by train?

By train. I love staring out the windows :P

Go to a metal concert or to an opera?