Jump rope.

Always, or never?

always!

leg or arm? 🤔

Arm.

Noodles or rice?

Rice noodles! Ba-dum!!!

Teach, or criticize?

Critical teaching?

Teach ;)

Star gazing or cloud watching?

Star gazing, chances are some will die before Ms Sinister ever appears.

Law and Order, or Forensic Files?

Law and Order, love that music :)

Houseplant or bouquet of flowers?

houseplant!

a hummingbird or a wren?

Hummingbird!

Fox or raccoon?

fox

gazelle or deer?

Deer, like Stantler.

Scroll wheel up, or Home key?

Scroll wheel.

Crumpets or croissants?

Never tried crumpets, not just for tea right?

Live fast die young, or Live long to extinction?

Live long. It'll be interesting.

Have a banana or have a Havana?

Bandana...

Never spend, or never save?

Never save, because what would be the point of good luck or bad?

Air conditioning or industrial fan?

Air conditioning!

Swimming in a pool or in a lake?

Last time I set foot in water had been a pool, by choice...

Overly involved parents, or totally absent parents?

Overly involved. At least they're there and they care.

Text or call?

Text! I hate talking on the phone.

Travel by plane or by train?