Glade!

Neon colors or Pastel Colors?

Pastel colours.

McDonalds or KFC?

Mcdonalds

Apple or PC?

PC!

Coca-Cola or Pepsi?

Coca Cola from Mexico.

Traditional experiment pets, or spearhead a campaign for Non-Euclidean experiments?

Traditional.

Autodriving car, or a roomba?

Auto car

Peas or corn?

Korn.

Be ridiculed for being single, or be ridiculed for being married?

Be ridiculed for being married

Read a physical book or listen to an audiobook?

Physical, they don't use electricity.

In Living Color, or Monty Python's Flying Circus?

I've never seen the first, so I'll have to go with the latter. (Although I haven't watched much of that either tbh).

Roller skating/blading or ice skating?

roller skating by a little bit!

go sprinting (really fast) or hiking somewhere high?

Hike in the mountains yes!

Visit Thailand or visit Japan?

Thailand, I think there are elephants there too.

A pegasus with broken wings, or a unicorn with a broken horn? (Two of my pony OCs.)

Broken horn, that seems less sad

Bar soap or liquid soap?

Bar shampoo, I find it lathers better.

You've no idea how my pegasus overcame that limitation. The uni want to rid herself of her magic...

Born sterile, or willingly sterilized? (I'll take the former, sweet freedom!)

Willingly sterilized. I’m actually planning on it in the not-so-far future, and I like having having a choice and the certainty that it’s a 100% sure thing

Blistering hot weather, or freezing cold weather?

Some choice, I feel one during the other. I'll take the cold, where no woman would follow.

Shall we hang together, or separately?

Hang together. Give those flies a feast.

Have warts, or freckles?

Freckles

Stranded at sea, or in the middle of a desert?