....her cats love her to death,,

's hair sets roots into her brain and takes over. Nobody notices.

Falls asleep under tree and the swamp monster eats him,

a zombie hunter

you never woke up from your trip to Wonderland

you ate to much rainbow pie..

you had a girls night with some friends, somebody pulled out the ouija board and here we are. Almost chopped to pieces but the demonic deity decided to leave you still kicking, just with a lack of pumping blood and a debt owed

Lol,,

were going to laugh themselves to death anyways with all the lulz, but got their head chopped off by a zombie hunter with a chainsaw right quick so that never happened

got sucked up by the void, doesn't exist anymore

Paper got ripped in half, and you along with it.

eaten by cats while still alive

head in clouds, cannot breathe

I mean, it's the easy answer, but... drowning, obviously. Lol. :P

lack of oxygen due to being at a high altitude + cat allergies = RIP :(

swallowed whole by the void behind her head

starved to death because flowers took over their body and they could no longer move.

She's allergic to pollen. And it's full of flowering trees around her.

points his gun at the wrong person, who skillfully disarms him and strangles him with his tie. Ties are dangerous.

A rival pantheon declares a war on 's but cheats and has a mortal sneak into the upper kindgom undetected. She doesn't see it coming.