From YellowFever

One might think that thing 's arms is a beautiful pokemon, but the four essential differences plus her eyes going all glowing and bloody you would notice that it's a chest-burster

dies of frostbite :(

Catscratch fever :(

Pneumonia

Tripped over her own sleeves... r.i.p

I'm afraid she nibbled a little bit of that gingerbread house. It is meant to be display only and needed to stay up at the mall for two months, so it was chock full of poisonous preservatives. She vomited so much that the entire floor the Food Court is on had to be evacuated and no EMT could get near enough before collapsed into a coma.

I'm afraid you choke to death on holiday treats.

Accidentally pouring your drink on your cat and being scratched to death.

You bump into that candle behind you and you (and your beautiful snuggie) go up in flames

The flames from my fire spread to your house and your secret skeleton army break free from your basement.

looks cozy but is being slowly eaten by that green thing. It must have hallucigenic saliva or something because she's still smiling.

the multicolored miasma in the background overtakes you and poisons you

DDT accumulated in the tissues of 's cute bunny prey finally overwhelm their liver.

Sirens. They encourage you to stay underwater even as you know you're drowning.

Car accident -- need to keep both eyes on the road!

Come the light of dawn will melt and fade away from the gentlest light and heat, leaving just the two cats.

Shark attack!! :p

From strangling

Death by a thousand cuts via the hand fan!