Doing their own stunts for a new music video gone Horribly Wrong
Trying to save souls from the River Styx
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trapped on unseelie ground and then devoured by a horde of carnivorous pixies, one dainty small nibble at a time
skin cancer, you shouldnt walk around almost naked all the time
so deeply embarassed at seeing all the Survival smooching that she accidentally backed off that bridge. Normally this is pretty safe, but all the zombie parts fallen off from unliving users spooning on the bridge have swum around with eldritch magics and have found each other and re-assembled themselves into something alligatorish. Eaten alive.
He was mauled to death by various stuffed animals. In fact his HA shows him only seconds prior to the attack.
Most definitely heat stroke. Don't you know you should probably have copious amounts of water running around a weird desert like that?
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trapped and bound by that seaweed they're standing on, and then quickly eaten by digestive juices before the tide rolls in.
The fruit minions hatch a dastardly plot to overthrow you. But before any of them can carry it out, you are all eaten!
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The soporific spores released from those "roses": by the rain have already done in the poor bunny. will soon be next, climbing a tall tree so that a roc can eat them.
A freak accident involving kitchen grease and a stray squirrel that wandered onto your property.
Walking straight off a cliff, because you definitely saw your spirit animal hovering in the middle
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was frolicking and following with the Baiji while they swam up the Yangtze and out of the Middle Kingdom never to return, and got lost in the heavens. She's not dead yet, but it'll be centuries before she can get back and then the years will catch up to her.
Was sadly mauled by a bear in their own house. Unfortunately the hungry bear could not resist all the good smells coming from the kitchen.
drowned when a surge of storm-water flooded the drain they were lurking in. a red scrap of balloon was found months later by a curious kid exploring the city's sewer system.
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allowed the teenage girl that was hoping to distract from rescuing her changeling brother to dancer him into that corner. They thought it was going to be the kiss where she gives up on the idea as she fell for his glamour. Instead, it was an iron stiletto cold and pure quenched in unicorn blessed holy water. may have survived any two of those but it appears she has done her research.