live lizard! without a doubt. I'd finally have a pet lizard! :D

would you rather drink milk straight from cows udder or camels udder?

Cow! Definitely more familiar...

Would you rather go back in time to live in ancient Rome OR Egypt?

Tough one, but I think Rome.

Would you rather give up television or internet?

I've been without both, offline would be something of a relief.

Would you rather play a real instrument poorly, or be good playing its video game version?

good playing its video game version

would you rather have an extra or a missing finger?

Missing, cut off the useless ring fingers.

Gold or water?

Water, please.

Would you rather have fleas or ticks?

I've had both, some choice...Ticks, more fun to kill.

Big ugly scars, or enjoy them too much? (I did, both.)

Hard one; the latter I suppose.

Would you rather only have fruit available or only vegetables?

Fruit, my fursona is fructiferous.

It was the only time I ever like my reflection.

Learn to use a prosthetic arm or adapt to life with the one limb?

Prosthetics, my aren't we doing a lot of cutting shit here.

Slice or dice?

slice... dicing too messy.

splinter under all of the nails or splinter under eyelid?

Nails

Have a Migraine or Food poisoning?

Food poisoning, let it kill me.

Denim fashion, or fashion D'Nim?

Is that like Susan D. Nym? Never heard of her, and DuckDuckGo fails. It might be fun to fashion one.

Make a cake or take a cake?

Take a cake

Go to a Beach or a mall?

I'd have to choose the mall; I hate to be hot!

Would you rather go to the movies or see a live play?

Live on stage, see in person the fruit of their efforts.

Take relationship advice from a single person, or repeat offender?

Single person, sometimes people are single because they don't take no crap lol

Be stuck sitting beside a chatty guy or someone with terrible body odor on a plane?

Odor

Freshly Spun Cotton Candy or Deep Fried Corndog?