She is always calling Fresh to the dirty thoughts party too cus his mind is down here with us. LOL We usually leave Terrena out cus we don't want to explain...she still sweet and innocent. We don't want her to lose that. LOL

Bahahaha. Yay for the gutter mind group.

My mind is so bad some days. But it is fun :)

, :

Out here in California, we have a real problem with impared drivers. I imagine that this is what a Beer Barn in Fresno might look like on opening day....

Also, I imagine that the trolls were defeated by pushing them down some steep incline....( ahem )

More like the troll tripped and fell down it. I was cleared of all charges. And just cus Tea_Roll's dad was a troll....I mean. innocent stare

OMG Think that is how a beer drive thru barn is started. :)

and that is one of the (very few) perks of living here in Missouri...we have some of the loosest liquor laws in the United States. My husband brews his own beer at home and he is allowed to brew something like 60 gallons per person over the age of 21 living in the household per year. Thanks to lovely Anheuser Busch and their deep pockets, the rest of the state gets to have really lax laws when it comes to booze. That's why we also have a crapton of wineries and microbrew shops in the state. And like Gerty said, we can but the hard stuff at any gas station or grocery store. Makes it convenient :)

: I had a feeling that's how the "drive through' idea got started.

OMG OMG! , NOW i finally know WHY people live in MO! (all these years, i never could figure out why any one would want to live there) heh. :p

, oh darlin! That must have been a Texas redneck, who got a little impatient, with pickin' up his beer and doritos. He just wasn't going to wait any longer to get out of there, to get home to the football game.

(and OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD at that picture!)

HEY! HEY HEY HEY! and ... there is NO way that i would get dirty. (sweaty, yes... dirty, no) THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE! Watch that crap in the gutter.

/rotfl...crap....gutter...oh geeze witchy. you're so funny/

NOT! :D

yes i am.

Oh Wait. , i wasn't finished with you....

60 gallons per person (over 21) DAMN. That's A Lot of Beer! now if they would only do that for pot. and make it nationwide. mmmmm.... i bet my son would love to get into something like that. even though he usually doesn't like those 'micro-brews'.

wanders off to google and check out the way to brew your own...omg...that is SO a witchy thing!

That's cool! I don't know the laws about brewing your own beer. But I know we have a bunch of wineries around here and a few microbreweries. googles local microbreweries Hmm...we have more than I thought we did near me...there's 7 near me. All within a half hour driving time...except the one might be over a half hour driving time... But definitely a lot of wineries around here...more than I know of...and they are all over the state...although...most of them are probably not in the Tidewater region. In fact...the one winery....which is Lake Anna Winery...it hosts the Virginia Renaissance Faire ever year. :D

Mine too :P I'll just be sitting there, laughing to myself, its terrible.

Psh - deny deny deny all you want, we know the truth :P

Hello there...i wonder who drinks 5 gallons of beer a month???That's 20 quarts of beer a month.Or 40 pints a month. There's a beer belly in the making i'm sure.:P

Yups. I think a bunch of rednecks were drunk, wanted more booze and simply drove thru a store. Instead of the store being fixed...the owner, being a redneck himself, decided...what the heck! LOL

Yea I think down here in Branson we have like 3 wineries or something. You can do Free tours and I think they give samples. PLUS that liquor place I was telling about called Macadoodles I think does samples of EVERYTHING from what I heard. Like if you want to try what something tastes like you tell the clerk and BOOM sample cup!! Never have to go to a bar. LMAO! BUT what is funny since I am close to Arkansas border...we have loose laws where they are like "NO two counties may TOUCH each other and sell booze." YET they allow inbreeding. Go figure. LOL

Maybe doesn't have a dirty mind...she has a gutter one. LOL It so far past dirt that it started its own place to keep trash.

I was wrong...my husband corrected me when I told him about this conversation. It's actually 100 gallons of beer per person over the age of 21 in the household. He did the math one time and it figured up to be a 6 pack per day (roughly) and if you ever missed a day, you would have to add that 6 pack on to the next day to keep up. He doesn't brew nearly that much though. He does a few kegs a year and he gives away a lot of it to friends and family(who are constantly asking him to brew more). He just finished bottling up his last batch a couple of weeks ago. He made a Christmas or Winter Ale that is a dark thicker beer with heavy gingerbread and nutmeg flavors...or so he and his Mom both tell me...I don't drink beer at all. He also informed me that it is legal to homebrew beer in all 50 states, but you can only distill alcoholic beverages at home in a handful of states (yes, Missouri is one that you can distill in) and the Federal Gov't still has prohibition era laws on the books that outlaw distilling, so technically it is illegal everywhere.
We plan on doing the home version of wine sometime this summer and see how that goes. And yes Witchy...lax booze laws and a really low cost of living...really the only two reasons anybody would want to live in Misery :)

yeah, over the last decade microbreweries have popped up all over the states. We have a store here called Friar Tuck's that sells over 1000 brands of beer and so we see all kinds of microbrew varieties show up on their shelves. I love some of the names they come up with for their beers. I'll usually sip a new variety or brand of beer when my husband buys it just to see if there will ever be a beer I like. Some of the flavors they infuse into them are really cool, but we have yet to find one that I taste and say "wow! I like that!".

Ok...I will take my serious derailment of this topic and slide on away now. I have a birthday party to get to soon.

Back on topic...so excited about WS3 and really need to work on my character!

Yes..i need to come up with a ranger outfit of sorts too.100 gallons a year.....flooded by beer...foam will be everywhere.LOL

Bahahahaha - watch out or she'll start taking things away from us :P

I think I fear her taking my mind the most...her rainbow ate most of her. LOL

Hahaha - I don't think your mind is all the way intact anyhow :P

, Renaissance Faire? where is it held? wait. i'll ask on another thread. not here.

, lol. truth? what is truth? ...etc etc etc...

:D

gutter? ... i'm to high up to walk in the gutter.... (rotfl)

, hahahaaa... i was going to say, 'my son probably drinks that' but i thought a little bit more. nah... even HE doesn't drink that much. not EVERY DAY. hahahahaaa

HEY! Don't be blaming my Rainbow for taking something YOU NEVER HAD! [I]ZOMBIE QUEEN[/I]

(edit: heh. i guess i should go put on a background)

Hey NOW! I resemble that comment about my brain not being intact to begin with :P

ROFL! Yea this is probably true! I had plenty of brains...I ate them remember :)

(Oh, boy, is OOC or what! Evidently, I can't ping anyone in Wayward who isn't a LairBear into the other topic, so here's a duplicate of the message for those of you who can't get in!)

This is only for these two groups, because you know how dear you all are to my heart, and how much a part of my happiness on Subeta and beyond you mean. Also, a number of you have been encouraging me with this since the very beginning, and, at last, it's here! My dream is real. I have produced my very first book, and it's up!

The beautiful cover art is by the fabulous !

You are my first "public announcement," and you don't need a Kindle to read it. Any PC, Mac, phone, tablet. etc. will do. You just need the Kindle app, which is free from Amazon. It's on the store in the following countries: US, UK, Germany, France, Spain, Italy, Canada, Australia, Brazil, India, Netherlands, Japan, and Mexico. It's only in English, right now, and there's only a digital edition, but it's got the lowest price I could set for the publishing program I chose.

I'm so happy to share this with you, and, should any of you choose to read it, I'd love some good reviews to start me off!

(Comments welcome!)

PS If you do grab a copy, let me know if you would like an electronic autograph! I'm learning how to do this. :D

It's just this message, hunny. I sort of hijacked the thread from Silver Legends, who hijacked the thread from Frieda, who hijacked the thread...