beach trip, I miss the ocean

go fishing or water skiing?

Fishing, do SOMETHING productive.

Your "How we met" story epically told, or condensed into a haiku?

Nobody asks that who is truly interested. Epic, all the better to bore them to tears.

Pecan praline, or rum raisin?

rum raisin

have to lie to your boss once a day or never be able to tell a lie?

never be able to tell a lie! Instead of brutally honest you can stay quiet ig? :D

always feel too cold or always feel too awake?

Always feel too awake. That would at least help me get up in the mornings...

Would you rather be a dog or a cat?

Cat

Would you rather be a dentist or a jeweler?

Jeweler!

Would you rather always eat cereal for breakfast or always eat toast for breakfast?

hm... if it's low sugar cereal, cereal and it comes with milk :o

would you rather be a violinist or a guitarist?

Guitarist. Although I know both would be challenging to learn, I vibe more with music I could play with a guitar

Would you rather read a physical book or listen to an audiobook?

Read

Dance or sing?

Sing!

WYR never have salt again or never have sugar again? (Added for both, so it doesn't count if something naturally contains either).

never have sugar again!

WYR have super strength or be invisible when you want?

Be invisible.

Would you rather live alone in an extremely rural area or live in a overcrowded apartment in a big city?

I already live in a remote rural area, but I want to move farther out and live alone. I'll take it when the time comes.

McRib, or BK Rib sandwich?

I've never actually had either, but I guess I'll take the McRib.

A meal that's underseasoned, or a meal that's overseasoned?

Underseasoned.

WWYR fireworks or airshow?

Airshow, preferably vintage warbirds.

A steam carriage, or full electric car? (Polar opposites, IMO.)

electric car all the way. sustainability yo!

cds or cassettes?

CDs They are harder to break, and I do mean it to be archival if it's in physical form.

Chocolate truffle, or Cadbury Creme Egg?