Made of wood. Sounds classy.

Would you rather have a cat tail or a dog tail?

Cat tail.

Happy drunk, or cruel when sober?

Happy drunk

Watch movies with a crying baby or go on a plane with a crying baby?

Done the former when babysitting. I'm glad I never had children. I do it willingly anyway.

Would you rather befriend a blood stained ball, or a schizophrenic southpaw?

Blood stained ball. I'll pretend to be Tom Hanks. No idea what a southpaw is.

KFC or MacDonalds?

KFC, but I would rather eat beans than McDonald's.

Would you rather be Feared, or Respected?

Respected. Would be exhausting to constantly maintain power over people through fear.

Would you rather be the subject or object of unrequited love?

Subject. It'd still be uncomfortable af though.

Would you rather have ram horns or cat ears?

Ram horns. Seems nifty in a tricky situation.

Rather be a hobbit or dwarf?

A hobbit. They're so carefree!

Be a vampire or a werewolf?

Probably vampire because I don't want to wake up naked, confused, and lost after blanking out following a full moon.

Rather have a cat or dog?

A cat! Low maintenance.

Mow the lawn or wash the dishes?

Wash the dishes. :( Hay fever...

Rather drive or walk?

Walk. Gotta get more exercise!

Have long hair or short hair?

Short hair. Long hair is a hassle to clean.

Rather have hot tea or cold tea?

Hot tea! Warms me up inside!

Have creativity or dedication?

Dedication. As Edison says "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration". Except he did supposedly rip off other people's work so what does he know?

Rather have hot weather or cold weather?

Cold weather. I can snuggle up in bed.

Bad sunburn or frostbite?

Bad sunburn. Much rather keep my fingers and toes.

Rather have a cold with a constant runny nose or constant cough?

Constant cough.

Rather have a pretty but flimsy phone case or an ugly but strong phone case?