ice cream... I don't like cake!

chocolate mousse or lemon mousse?

Tough choice, because a mousse that is lemon it likely a gelatin--based one, and those are yucky. I pick the lemon one, because it's safer to feed under the table to the dog.

Orange or grapefruit?

No, no, you don't need gelatin for a lemon mousse...

http://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/fresh-lemon-mousse-268560

:O

Oranges, most of the time. Though a half grapefruit, generously topped with sugar, can make an excellent breakfast item.

orange tic tacs or orange gummy bears?

Gummy Bears.

Honeydew or Watermelon?

Watermelon! I don't care for honeydew.

Veggie burgers or turkey burgers?

Turkeyburger. Better if I cook it myself because most restaurant chefs turn them into hockey pucks. There are some pretty disgusting veggieburgers, and the ones that are close to tasty are so fatty.

Meatloaf or Spahghetti with meatballs?

spaghetti!

candy canes or conversation hearts?

Hearts!

Kiwi or Dragonfruit?

Kiwi

Apple or tangerine?

Apple!

Chocolate cake or blueberry pie?

Hmm... don't like either. I guess chocolate cake? In the hopes that it might have frosting worth eating?

buttercream frosting or cream cheese frosting?

Buttercream!

Lasagna or spaghetti?

Lasagna =----=

Coffee or tea?

coffee, most days.

sugar or honey?

Honey.

Steak Fajitas or Chorizo Burrito?

Steak Fajitas ======---=====

Porter, or IPA?

Ew.. umm... porter? Which one tastes more like bread and less like a dead skunk? Because most beer tastes like skunk...

baileys or limoncello?

Limoncello.

Blueberries or Strawberries?

oh strawberries all day

BLT or tuna salad sandwich?

Tuna Salad, on rye with a pickle side. I live where skunks do, so I'm mystified about that one. Neither one is particularly bready though a Porter comes closer

Egg Salad Sasndwich or Grilled Cheese (pick your choice of cheese) sandwich