ew, puttanesca sounds gross... Capers and olives and blech... So marinara, for sure.

lavendar or rose water gelato?

not for the faint of heart, no. Rose water gelato please. Lavender's a great smell, but not so eatable.

Pecan praline, or Jordan Almond?

Oh, those are both yummy ones...

Pecan praline, I think.

Chocolate covered cherries, or chocolate covered espresso beans?

Espresso beans

Hot dog or Hamburger?

hmm... hot dog

traditional pizza, or pizza with a baguette (split in half) instead of traditional crust?

Traditional

Fried Gator Tail or Pickled Pig Feet?

Both pretty gross. Pigfeet might be possible to eat without gagging.

Brussels Sprouts or Sweet Potato?

Sweet potato

Croutons or Sunflower seed on your salad?

croutons, for sure

peach cobbler or blueberry cobbler?

Peach

Bell Pepper (sweet capsicum) or Sauteed Onion?

sauteed onions... I don't mind spicy peppers, but bells have a weird bitterness. Hate them...

dark chocolate or white chocolate

White

Kiwi or Mango?

kiwi. I hate mango, actually. Don't know why...

watermelon or strawberries?

Tough one but if the strawberries are sweet then strawberries.

Grits or Cream of Wheat?

Cream of wheat

tortilla chips or potato chips?

Tortilla chips

Pumpkin seeds or sunflower seeds?

Pumpkin seeds

Sesame seeds or poppy seeds?

Sesame

Soft or hard taco?

Depends entirely on the sauce and filling. Crunchy-shelled Beef Taco, please

Steak Burrito with black beans and rice, or Chicken burrito with pinto beans and pico de gallo?

Steak burrito with black beans picking out the rice!

Red Velvet Cake or Orange Sorbet Ice Cream