Cbeesecake swirl

Fondue or Fried Green Tomatoes?

Fondue.

Chocolate Chip or Peanut Butter Cookies?

Chocolate chip. Too often pb cookies are hard, and I don't like that so much..

Crisp peanut butter cookies or chewy soft ones?

Cookies should be crisp.

Gherkin or Gruyere?

Gherkin.

Hot Dogs or Hamburgers?

Hamburger, with pickle and onion for sure

Iced Tea or Ice Cream?

Ice Cream.

Fruitcake or Gingerbread Cookies?

Fruitcake

Jelly Beans or Jalapeno kettle chips?

jelly beans... I don't love them, but jalapeno chips sound a smidge too spicy for me...

guacamole or spinach dip?

Tough choice, they're both yummy. If jalapeno chips are too spicy for you the guac is probably the only thing with heat I will get from you, so that one.

Kale or King Crab?

King Crab. Look monsterish and taste delicious.

Shrimp Scampi or Lobster Ravioli?

Shrimp scampi. I've never been a big fan of lobster.

Macaroni salad, or potato salad?

Potato Salad

Lemon Meringue Pie or Lime Lollypop?

Lime. Shocking.

Tomato or Peas?

Yesbut makrut lime, rangpur lime, key lime or regular lime?

Tomato, homegrown heirloom please.

Madeleine Cookie or Muskmelon Fruit Salad?

Muskmelon fruit salad. I love melons. Madeleines can be good, but they can also be pretty hit and miss, recipe-wise....

I do like SOME spicy. But I've had some jalapeno chips that will melt your face off, so... And anyway, I don't have to like it to offer it! :P

Wasabi or ghost pepper hot sauce?

Wasabi. I do not like spicy very much.

Ranch or Blue Cheese?

Blue Cheese, esp if it's got chunks

Neeps or Tatties?

Tatties? Those are sort of potatoes if Google didn't let me down.

Saltines or butter crackers?

butter crackers. I don't actually like much salt...

espresso or lattes?