Wow. That is a hard choice. Lasagna for sure though.

Apple pie or cherry pie?

Apple pie, newton pippin please, if you can still find them. Granny Smiths just aren't as good.

Water Chestnuts or Watercress?

Water Chestnuts.

Wontons or Egg Rolls?

Both are pretty chancy. I'm feeling like soft foods right now, so steamed wontons or in a soup.

Xtreme Mountain Dew, or XLNT beef tamales?

Xtreme Mountain Dew.

Scrambled eggs or sunny side up? 8D

Sunny Side Up.

Shrimp Fried Rice or Beef and Broccoli?

Beef/Broccoli

Yellow Pattypan Squash (steamed) or Yerba Mate' (well fluffed, with honey)

Squash.

Blue Cheese or Swiss Cheese?

Swiss: Emmenthaler Gruyere Havarti all good

Zabaglione or Ziti?

Havarti is from Denmark, not Switzerland. :P But the other two are from here...

I had to look up Zabaglione, but it seems to be a creamy dessert sort of thing. I think I'd take that. Custards are always nice. :P

Zabaglione or creme brulee? Let's do a romance language country off... :O

Creme Brulee.

Mango Trifle or Cocoa Loco Baked Alaska?

Trifle

Kroppkakor or Gnocchi?

Hmm, that Kroppkakor sounds interesting. I would try that.

Ham and cheese or tuna?

Tuna.

Hemp Bread or Sweet Hawaiian Rolls?

Anything with hemp in it is nastily fibrous you can't constipate me enough to make me eat them. yecch. Hawaiian rolls fershure. ----====---

Chocolate Cake or Apple Pie?

Chocolate cake, unless the apple pie has vanilla bean ice cream on top 😄

French fries, or tater tots?

French fries!

chocolate chip muffin or blueberry muffin?

Yecch. It's probably easier to pick the blueberries out.

Banana bread or butterscotch blancmange?

Hmmm... I'm going to go with the blancmange, because I already make banana bread all the time with the best recipe, so no one else can really offer one I'd like as well. And I'm curious about the blancmange.

orange tic tacs or minty ones?

minty tic tacs!

Pepperoni pizza or pineapple pizza?