EGG NOG! I am drinking some now, as a matter of fact.

Italian sausage, or country sausage?

Both yummy, Italian more versatile, I think.

Braunschweiger or Theuringer sausage?

Thuringer

Chocolate and caramel or chocolate and peanut butter?

Chocolate and caramel, because I can get pb, but good caramel is hard to find here!

pretzels covered in almond bark, or pretzels covered in chocolate?

Chocolate covered pretzels please + A +

Candycanes or normal round peppermints?

Round peppermints

chestnuts or walnuts?

Walnuts, but I don't like either of them.

Cheese burger or a veggie burger (so no meat, only tofu or fake meat)?

Usually cheeseburger, because I really like meat. But the veggie burgers that our coffeeshop served were actually quite nice, if you thought of them as a different kind of sandwich, and not a substitute for a real burger... :O

chicken salad sandwiches or tuna salad sandwiches?

tuna salad sandwiches.

Turnips or radishes?

radishes? Maybe?

Poached quinces in white wine, with vanilla and cinnamon, served over ice cream

or

Mulled red wine, complete with cinnamon, cloves, cardamom, oranges, and vanilla beans?

(or either made with either apple cider, grape juice, or just water, if you don't consume alcohol...)

Mulled wine, please!

Thumbprint cookies with jam/preserves, or thumbprint cookies with chocolate?

w preserves please

Applesauce or rhubarb compote?

Applesauce for me, please!

Spiced apple cider, or hard apple cider?

Spiced apple cider!

french vanilla ice cream or vanilla bean ice cream?

Vanilla bean! mmmm

Waffles or pancakes?

Pancakes!

french fries or onion rings?

Onion rings sound pretty amazing right now.

Portobello mushroom "burger," or black bean "burger"?

Black Bean "Burger"

Mashed Potatoes or Hash Browns?

Mashed potatoes! With loooaaads of gravy.

Pad thai, or drunken noodles?

Holy basil is good to smell, not so much to eat. Pad thai, please. I will add the hot sauce to match the heat of the drunkard if available.

Borscht or Vichyssoise?