It's way past it, but you crashed on the way home.

I want ice cream

Granted but, it's melted.

I wish my house was clean.

granted your house is clean because a flash flood swept through it taking everything you own with it.

I wish I had more hours in the day to read.

granted, but then the sun never goes down again. I wish my dog could be trained by a professional instead of me. -___-

Granted, however you can't always train a dog completely because it's an animal. So it saw a cat and chased it then got lost.

I wish Avenged Sevenfold would come back near me again.

My wish has been ruinnnned....what's your wish so I can ruin yours?

Your wish of knowing Cookeh's wish has been grated, but now you will know nothing for the rest of your life.

I wish I had all the time in the world.

You do, but then you move to the moon where you have no time.

I wish I had some cotton candy.

You got some, but it hardened in your throat and you suffocated.

I want a billion dollars :3

You have it, but the safe it's in fell of a ship and is now on the bottom of the ocean, so you can reach it.

I wish I could time travel

You find out a way, but accidentally go back to the jurassic period and then get stuck there.

I wish candy was free from the shops

Wish granted, but the candy was all rotten actually.

I wish there was a comic book convention near here.

Granted. But every native French person you try to speak it with thinks you're being pretentious and annoying. I wish I could finish writing a book (and that it would be good xP.)

Granted. However, when your editor picks the manuscript up, her cat knocks a vase of roses across the entire thing, and all the words run together straight through to the fifteenth chapter. In a foolish attempt to be more creative and helps your creative process, you'd made one copy on a crummy old typewriter; there's no saving your book. I wish I could be stranded on a deserted island for a little while; just to experience survival in the wild without technology.

Granted. However, the reason you are only there a little while is you shortly thereafter experience what it's like to NOT survive without technology. It's been a mind-opening adventure. (When I was little I used to wish I'd get stranded in a forest or on an island c: Later I decided having internet and hot showers is probably more fun overall.)

[edit]I wish I had a bacon and tomato sandwich right now. >)

Granted. But the bacon was spoiled and the tomatoes were rotten and you get such a horrible case of food poisoning that it ruins bacon and tomato sandwiches for you FOREVER.

I wish I were fit enough to run a marathon!

Granted, but you come in last.

I wish I were at an anime convention with my friends.

Granted, but you quickly lose your friends in a crowd and when you finally think you found them again, it turns out to be your most hated villian from an anime that you love and he/she tries to kill you.

I wish I had telekinesis.