Granted but your games cause a chemical imbalance in the brain and make people run around poking you with a lamp.

I wish my stomach didnt hurt

Granted, but the painkillers make you feel sick.

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights.

Granted but you are so happy and excited about losing your fear that you climb a mountain and look down and fall.

i wish i could eat whatever i want and be skinny

Granted, BUT then you become too skinney and people mistake you for a gigantic chopstick :D

I wish that I could have a photographic memory

Granted, but you can only remember photos.

I wish I knew how install mods for Minecraft multiplayer.

granted but they come out and eat you

i wish i had no guilt when eating

Wish Granted. But you get so fat that your family kills you so they don't have to help you do everything because you can't move.

Muahahahaha! I know how to do that c:

I wish I owned the world.

Granted, but all of our debts are placed on you. You must pay.

I wish I could finish my project.

Granted, but it's so horribly done, you got an F.

I wish I had a new Ipod.

I have to pay AND I'm killed? D:

Granted, but you are assigned 7 more. Granted, but you drop it and it breaks.

I wish this song had a repeat button. -_-

Granted, but it repeats so much you're going to have is stuck in your head for the rest of your life.

I wish I could draw well.

Fail. It's already stuck in my head all the time. P:

Granted, but then your hands get a bacteria and fall off and the doctor tells you that you can't get new ones or it will happen again and fake ones won't work because your stumps will swell if touched.

I wish I had more ice cream :c

Granted but you eat so much you get soo freaking constipated I'm mean really you can't shit for a month, so you kill yourself. /random gruesome dirty mind moment

I wish I was underweight

cringe

Granted. But then you think you look too skinny and get until you get super duper fat.

I wish my bf was back from Italy ;~;

granted but he comes back to break up with you D:

I wish i was underweight and couldnt never gain any fattiness

DON'T PUT FEAR IN ME! I'M ALREADY AFRAID OF THAT! D:

Granted, but then you get way too skinny and die.

I wish no one would grant another of my wishes and the person under me would just go along with their own wish. c:

granted but the wish of your dreams doesn't come true now. D:

i wish this cough drop would last forever

Granted, but you'll never be able to swallow it or spit it out, either.

I wish reese's pieces were free :c

Granted, but they turned out to be contained with poison. I wish the transformers were real.

Granted but Megatron steps on yo face.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and be skinny.