Granted but it crumbles and rats eat it

I wish for more time

Granted, but you get bored and die

I wish school didn't waste my time, at least I want to learn something if I have to go.

granted but you learn too much and your head explodes I wish for no more nightmares

granted, but then you spend every second of every day there, and love it.

I wish clowns weren't so creepy

EDIT: Granted but then you have only dreams about killer monkeys

Granted, now they are SCARY. xD I wish I had more dreams.

Granted, but now you're in a coma and all you do is dream

I wish for cheese

Its rotten

I wish I met some people in rl like me

Granted. They're your clones.

I wish for a pencil

Awesome

Granted but you poke your eye out.

I wish for meat.

Granted, it's rancid.

I wish for pillows

Granted, they're ripped. I wish porta-potties didn't smell.

Granted now they sing horrible songs to you while you do your business

I wish for a laptop

Too late

Granted but it wont turn on. I wish for a working laptop.

Granted, but it's slow as a snail and no wi-fi

I wish for a torch

Granted but it burns your hair. I wish for a coconut pie.

granted but you burn yourself i wish for the best tasting candy in my life D< to late edit: granted but it tastes horrible

Granted, but out pop very confused blackbirds

I wish for a new TV

Granted but it's in black and white. I wish for a bigger house.

Granted but your a squatter in the white house.

I wish for friends that hated drama

Granted, but they are really, really boring. I wish for friend in rl that have stuff in common with me besides liking dogs.