granted, but it's very bitter

i wish my fan was quieter

granted, but it barely works now.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt

Granted, you don't feel your stomach hurt anymore, because doctors removed it.

I wish I could find my cell phone.

Granted, but it was found underwater and doesn't work anymore.

I wish I didn't have a really bad headache.

granted, but now you can't sleep for days

i wish there were fewer bugs in my house

granted but now everywhere (except your house) is covered in bugs.

I wish for a dish

granted, but is a dish that smells like fish

i wish i could paint my ceiling

Granted, but you turn into a 14 foot tall person.

I wish that I could have more books.

Granted, but you have so many that you never get to read them all and they take up all the space in your bedroom.

I wish I didn't have to go all summer without seeing the people I love.

granted, but you can only see them--you can't talk to them and they don't know that you're there

i wish i had a kit kat

Granted but it tastes like sawdust D:

I wish for a sandwich from quizno's

granted, but it has only cheese and onions

i wish i was more organized

Granted, but now you can't find anything, to clean! D:

I wish I didn't have Dyslexia :/

granted, but you have to read each word individually and thus lose the ability to skim and read quickly

i wish i had a calendar

Granted, but the dates are all mixed up.

I wish I could do something other than sit around all day :

granted, but now you have to work 18 hours a day

i wish my basement was nicer

Granted but now it's a loud disco club.

I wish for it to be friday

granted, but now it's friday every day and so the weekend never comes

i wish i had a webcam

Granted, but it's hooked up with the white house, Obama sees all! xD

I wish for pie D:

granted, but it's filled with leather

i wish i was fluent in italian