granted, but the it gets destroyed in a storm.

i wish it was warm out...

It aint weird to have purple eyes! XPP

Granted. But everything goes wrong and you end up jumping off a cliff. Srry.

I wish I could drive. :)

Granted, but you fail to notice the posted warnings and drive off of a bridge that's out, fall a hundred feet into a river with a swift current and die a cold, painful death.

I wish I had a flying pink pony!

But i HAVE to be alive so i can walk down the AISLE! and no wish.. I wish it was December 27th. XPPP

Granted, but then you get caught in a space-time blip and repeat the same day forever.

I wish I was an Oscar myier weenier! (or however you spell it...)

Granted but a Dragon Bakugan comes and eats you up.

I wish Bakugan, Pokemon, Chocobos, and monsters from Monster Rancher were real and that one of them adopts me.

granted but you get in a car crash on your way there :/

I wish my eye would stop stinging ;-;

Granted. But a bird goes and takes a a crap in your eye.

I wish I had a lot of underwear.

Granted but the rest of your face starts stinging instead!

I wish i knew what i had done to my foot to make it hurt :(

Granted, but then it falls off.

I wish that I could scan drawings into DA telepathically.

Wish granted, but then your brain might explode from twisted telepathy.

I wish I was a polar bear ^^

Granted, but you get killed by global warming.

I wish I was a real elf.

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Granted but you get hunted down to be enslaved by a mall to help Santa with bratty kids

I wish I was a mermaid

Granted, but then it keeps snowing and you cannot go anywhere.

I wish that it would snow soon.

granted, but it eats your arm and leg

I wish I had no homework over winter break

granted, now winter break only lasts a day.

i wish i had new arm warmers

granted, but then your arms fall off

I wish I had a book of puzzles

GRANTED: however you get zapped into the book and are forced to live as a letter Q in a word search

i wish i was happier right now

granted, but then you're more miserable tomorrow

i wish i could take a nap

Granted, but Michael Jackson eats you in your sleep.

I wish for a new pair of black short shorts :'D

(cause I couldn't think of anything else right now :c )