Granted but its acid snow

Granted but theres a self destruct button and u press it

I wish everyone loved meh

granted but then they end up loving you to much and end up hating you and kill you

i wish i had a wish

Granted but it was that u were ugly XD

I wish i was prettest person eva

granted but they kill you for being more pretty than them and burn you in pieces XD

i wish i could be a wish

Granted but someone uses u for their wish so u blow up cause u are used

I wish i was the richest person ever and it wasnt counterfeit

Wish granted and the wish you didn't wish came true

i wish i had a peice of cheese C:

Granted, but my head explodes, making a mess all over the thread =-=

Granted but then you get used for something awful like "I wish my enemies would die" and feel really bad for all eternity.

Granted but everyone blames you for the banking crisis and splashes your expenses all over the daily telegraph (joke only works if you're British)

Granted but Wallace and Grommit steal is :O

I wish everyone would stop wishing impossible wishes/wishes that are impossible to destroy!

Granted. But you kill everyone from confushion.

I wish I was pretty.

Granted, but everyone goes insane from jelousy and trys to kill you.

I wish I could get some sleep DAMN INSOMNIA!

granted but you were so pretty you had to wear a bag ova your head and get pronounced ugly for having a paper bag ova your head

i wish i were a tiger and killed everything

Granted, but you get poached and put in a zoo.

I wish I could spell without the aid of spellchecker :(

granted but you spelled stuff wrong all the time and the site owner Kieth kicks you off for thinking you were under age for this site

i wish i could make cool arts and crafts

You make art and it stabs your finger and you die.

I wish i had pants on my HA C;

Granted but they come alive and eat you.

I wish hadn't called me ugly.

granted so you kill and die all of no where XD

i wish i were as pretty as

Granted, but now she hates you. ^^ I wish I wasn't so loveing poor.

granted, butthe world's economy crashes. I WISH I HAD WINGS

Granted, but they're ittybitty fly wings that can't do anything. And they're attached to your butt.

I wish I had another fedora!~

Granted, but then it explodes!

I wish I could turn into a mermaid and back into a human anytime I wanted to.

Granted, but you break your hand and are never able to draw again.

I wish I had a kitty named Willa.