Granted, but the town is infested with zombies and disease and your family does not survive :(

I wish it wasnt cold on my birthday...

Granted, but it sits on you and suffocates you

I wish I had ten dollars

granted, but it breathes fire and burns you

i wish i had lotion

Granted, but then your character dies. =O

I wish I could draw an anime character decently...>_>

Granted, but you're your lest favorite and can't do anything about it.

I wish I could meet Vic Mignogna(Edward Elric's Voice actor) in real life.

Wish granted, but he falls down a black hole and dies

I wish i could die o-o

(poor Vic. =X) Wish granted, but you keep coming back to life.

Granted, but then you keep tripping over it D:

I wish I could move back to Florida.

Granted, but then the whole state floods and you die.

I wish they hadn't canceled my favorite radio station.

Granted but a dog chases you. =O I wish I could win a snowball fight. XD

Granted. But it's only because you scared everyone away by streaking.

I wish I had the motivation to go to bed right now.

Granted. But he gets erased. XD

I wish I had some good quality paints.

Granted, but he is having an affair with your best friend.

Oops: Granted, but they all dry out the moment you open them.

I wish I had two more weeks of vacation.

Granted, but you lose all your summer vacation.

I wish I had some candy. XD

Granted, but it's all rock hard and stale.

I wish I could meet aliens.

Granted, but soon you realize nothing in it fits.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

Granted, but it's locked and you lost the only key.

Oops, too slow. Granted, but then it eats you.

I wish I had a pet jellyfish.

Granted, but it wont' stop stinging you

I wish I was sleepy right now

Granted, but then you can't wake up.

I wish I had working speakers for my computer.

Granted, but it breaks before you can use it.

I wish I had a cleaner keyboard xD