Granted. You are now a cookie for Santa. In plan sight, but unmoving XD

I wish I was a doll, a small porcelain one.

Granted but everyone thinks ure gay XD

I wish i had a nice awesome baybe wolf xD

Granted but it eats your bunny 8O

I wish I hadn't been dropped and broken :(

Granted: You're caught.

I wish I had a cute little cat.

Granted. You're friends won't leave you alone.

I wish I wasn't grounded and at Karla's X-mas party :(

Wish granted but thousands of birds flock your balloon and peck it down and you plummet to your death.

I wish I had a pet kitten.

granted but we dont no what it looks like so u stayed the same

I wish the world ends thing never happend

granted but the world had to end because that means God is taking up all the good people and and the world is going to be the devils place and heavens Gods world :D yay

i wish i was smarter than Eevee0

Granted but now u have to go to skool during the break lol

I wish i was really awesome

granted but you got in trouble with the police and ended up not awesome at all XD

i wish i had a mustache XD

Granted, but then it keeps growing.

I wish that I could ride a Yoshi.

Granted. But it turns out to a pile of poop your riding.

I wish could dance like Micheal Jackson, wear little kids underwear and that I was 13 again.

Granted, but then everyone thinks your a weirdo and you lose all your friends and self respect.

I wish I had a new book to read.

Both granted. Except the book is the book is Just one page and fleas infest it. And for that snow wish well let's say it isn't exactly white snow.

I wish I had a pony.

Granted, but it's a bloody cannibalistic pony and it eats you.

I wish everyone didn't hate me.

Granted, but since everyone loves you so much they eat you all up. I wish I was invincible

Granted, but it's yellow snow :O i wish i had my HA's wardrobe

Granted, but the huge amount of $$$ you have are not enough for anything due to the unexpected extreme inflation.

I wish my hair was long and glossy.

Granted, but you always wake up with horrible bed head and it takes five hours to comb out. And it's mustard yellow with wilted-lettuce green highlights.

I wish I had a giant pet woodpecker ;D

Granted, but it destroys your house.

I wish I had a beach house in Hawaii.