Granted, but then it asplodes on your face!

I wish I had a billion SP to spend on my HA

Granted, but then you accidentally donate all your clothes to an annoying spammer who refused to give them back! :o

I wish I had some hashbrown potatoes to eat.

Granted, but they're spoiled.

I wish I had a pet seal. c:

Granted, but it some tree hugging kid sets it free into the wild

I wish I could go see Sherlock Holmes for the 3rd time tonight XD

Granted, but after the movie, you get mugged in the parking lot. :o (ps: I just saw that movie today. It was great. :D )

I wish I had a bowl of shrimp.

Oh man, I love that movie.

Granted, but you find out it's rotten and gray =p

I wish I had something fun to do.

Granted, but the shrimp are still alive and squirming covered in car oil.

Late D: Granted, but then you get really bored really fast.

I wish I had a pet giraffe.

Granted, but it's dead. LOL.

I wish I had a good meal in my hands.

Granted, but you get indigestion after you eat it =p

I wish my dog wasn't such a brat

Granted, but then a hobo steals it from you.

LATE AGAIN. Granted, but then he doesn't love you anymore.

I wish had that one cool shirt.

Granted, but then I snuck in your bedroom and stole it from your closet. Edit: Oops. I wish I hadn't done that.

Granted, but your wish turns out to be lame. :o

I wish I was the funniest person on Earth!

Granted, but it's only because you're so funny looking with toes on your face.

I wish you would give me all your monies 8D

Granted. You inherit all my Monopoly monies.

I wish I lived in France.

Granted, but then all the French people hate you and throw you in a pit to starve.

I wish these games weren't so fun.

Granted, but you then get bored and decide to take a walk where you get attacked by a dragon thats randomly running rampant. I wish i could go to a Soulidium concert.

Granted but then the angry janitor tries to murder you, and locks you in a closet

I wish I had a time machine!

Granted, but when you downloaded them a hacker got in and deleted all your data. (don't care if it's not possible)

I wish I were in a movie

Granted, but it bombed in the theaters and went straight to video.

I wish my deliveries I got on Ebay were here now.

wish granted but it is laced with anthrax I wish I was a porcelain doll