Granted, but she turns out to be viscous and scratches up your face.

I wish I could read minds. c:

Granted but people won't shut the hell up.

I wish I had a harmless fishy relative.

Wish granted, but they end up hating you.

I wish everyone's wishes would stop becoming ruined

Wish Granted, but you are hated by everyone who posted on this board :O

I wish for true love.

Granted, but you fall in love with a serial killer

I wish the moon really WAS made of cheese!

Wish granted, but then you start seeing ghosts (like in the movie The Eye! :P) I wish I was allowed to date right now.

Granted, but every guy you date is a complete tool >_>

I wish I had a pickle.

Granted, but it's old and moldy.

I wish I could see ghost :(

granted, but it haunts you for the rest of your life! 8O

I wish I had a dress like CiRcLeTiMeStOrY

A) Which?

B) Granted, but it's completely cheap and falls apart for being a knockoff XD

I wish I had the Sweetie Dress :(

Granted but it's a fake made by some kid

I wish I had time to get presents for the rest of my family

Granted; Christmas never comes 8O

I wish I had a pretty bow for my mom's present.

Granted but it's a color she hates

I wish I had braces without the pain

Granted, but they're HUGE and ugly now...but painless!

I wish I had a nice pea coat :)

Granted, but there was a typo and now its yellow and soggy :D

I wish I could live forever. (I'm hoping that someone posts the answer I would post)

Granted but, it's very stiff and You have to waddle like a penguin

Granted; You trade you pet for it. Or mother.

I wish I had a cute lil' side art for a forum set.

Granted, but the artist wants 50 mil sP for it :O

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner

Granted but someone eats you O.o

I wish I had the Melody's Helper title.

Granted but someone eats you! 8O I wish I wasn't too shy or too brave