Granted, but you accidently step on it and ruin your shoes :(

I wish I'll find a huge amount of money :)

Granted, but then you realize that it is counterfeit money and get arrested.

I wish that I could get 100 more CSC

Granted, but then Subeta gets shut down for ... copyright reasons.

I wish I knew ASL (American Sign Language)

Granted but you are accused of cheating when getting the CSC and are frozen.

I want a Xenomorph alien pet! O_O like.. from alien aliens alien 3 and alien resurrection and stuff

Granted, but the alien snaps and takes over the world with Stegosauruses, T-Rexs, and Pterodactyls.

I wish for Black Frday sales to calm down.

Granted, now everyone shops at the speed of molasses and it takes an eternity to buy things.

I wish I wasn't allergic to the bunny.

Granted, but the bunny is terribly sick and vomits on you while you're holding it.

I wish that I had more time to goof off before doing my project.

Granted, but you fail on the project for not putting enough effort into it.

I wish I knew what to wish for..

Granted, but you don't get exactly what you wished for.

I wish for a fish.

Granted, but the fish dies

I wish I didn't screw everything up

Granted, but now everyone hates you because you're perfect. I wish I had a llama.

Wish granted, but it spits in your face.

I wish iTunes would stop being stupid

Granted, but the songs are hyper-expensive.

I wish I didn't have chronic writer's block.

wish granted, but you cant stop writing and end up with carpal tunnel.

i wish i could ballroom dance well.

Granted, but your dance partner's feet are really big and you keep tripping over them.

I wish I was taller than 5 foot 1.

Granted, but then no one wants to date you.

I wish that I could go to bed soon.

Granted, but then you're not tired and end up not going to bed.

I wish I was going to Hedley's concert tomorrow instead of in March. :P

um, wish granted, but, but, then the concert in March gets canceled.... i wish my Dad and Mom were still alive so i could tell them I love them and give them a big hug.

Granted, but then you realize that you're dreaming. :(

I wish I didn't feel like an insomniac all the time. D:

Granted, but you over sleep and miss meeting the person of your dreams and live unhappily ever after =D

I WISH I HAD A MAGIC LAMP