granted, but it's frozen and you have no way to thaw it. :[ i wish i had a dodge charger

wish granted, but it becomes a gas hog. i wish the house was already cleaned up

granted, but there's an even bigger mess tomorrow i wish i could see the future

Granted but the future monkey rulers don't like it and moon you

I wish I could move cars with one hand.

Wish Granted, But you moved too much cars your hand falls off.

I wish I could stop my mom and dad from fighting.

wish granted but your mom moved to a different planet

I wish i could have my own fashion company in England

Granted, but your clothes all catch fire in a terrible warehouse accident.

I wish traffic wouldn't be too bad when I'm out driving today.

you made no wish so the universe folds in on itself

i wish my computer wasnt so slow...

Wish granted. But now you can only play the piano with your feet.

I wish for something neat to happen.

Wish Granted: But it was too fast your mind can't comprehend what is happening and you Asplode.

I wish I knew how to play the piano.

Wish Granted: But that "something neat" poofed and became the Red Rreign and ate you.

I wish I had Your Eyes Skuld.

Wish granted, but then vanishes

I wish my room was clean

granted, but it gets dirty again the very next day i wish my uncle would give me my movie back

granted but the movie is not what you expected

I wish my grandfather was still alive ;3

Granted, but he's forever asleep.

I wish I would stop getting kawaii! chibi commissions and get asked for my other art.

Granted, but now you have to draw UBER!MANRY comissions all your life, and all the manliness that you draw slowly gives you a beard and chest hair IRL.

I wish I actually had some talent.

Granted, but people don't like your art anymore.

I wish that I had a new computer.

[Edit] Damn, too slow. Granted, but people don't recognize your talent for what it is. ):

Granted... but it's full of viruses and all your accounts get hacked I wish my room would clean itself

Granted, but then your room gradually develops a mind of its own and the walls start trying to eat you.

I wish I had the newest Stephen King book.

Granted, but there seems to be misprints all through the book it totally ruins your reading experience.

I wish for a better internet connection.