Granted, but you can only say cuss words

I wish for non-rotten tomatoes!

granted, but now they are underripe

i wish my grandmother would stop bothering me

Granted, but now you can never see her again.

I wish my finger didn't hurt anymore.

granted, but now you have a toothache

i wish i had a nicer cell phone

Granted but five minutes after having it you drop it and it falls to pieces.

I wish it would rain more.

your wish is granted but it rains so much that it begans to flood. Wish my back felt better.

Granted but now your legs hurt.

I wish I had an Ipod. :O

Granted but it's filled with music you hate, and can't delete

I wish for popcorn without butter

granted, but it's covered with gravy

i wish i had batteries

Granted but they are dead

I wish for a fish

granted, but it's a huge fish that swallows you whole

i wish i had a nice pillow

Granted, but it catches on fire.

I wish next month will be good.

granted, but it's also very boring

i wish i could multitask

Granted, but your inner ego(s) got separated from your real self from the multitasking and you have to hunt them down before doing anything else.

I wish I could excel at RPing in Everwind in Second Life (or just get that d*** RP money purse work properly and stop losing money)

Granted, but you get bored of rping.

I wish it would be SUNNY OMG RAIN FOR WEEKS NOT HAPPY

Granted but it never rains again

I wish for a pet duck

Granted but it's roasted. I wish for the perfect playing conditions. xD

granted, but then you get too sick to play

i wish my dog would stop pooping in the house

granted, but it peed everywhere instead. i wish my best friend came back from Germany.

Granted, but you now have a vuvuzela instead of a mouth

I wish my neighbors would be quiet