granted, but bites you and gives you rabies

I wish I could watch the Lion King

Granted but the tape runs out b4 the end.

I wish I had more propel with cinammon.

granted, but your stomach explodes

i wish i had an eraser

Granted but it turns into a rat.

whatever the wish was... granted, but then the world ends

i wish i could be an astronaut

Granted but the helmet breaks and you die.

I wish I had a bloody pumpkin.

granted, but the blood stains your clothing

I wish I was a butterfly

Granted, but a frog eats you.

I wish for another roleplay buddy.

Granted, but they suck at it, taking pleasure from the experience.

I wish I had someone to hang out with. :(

granted, but the buddy sucks at roleplaying. granted, but your friend becomes controlling and takes over your life.

I wish I could grow a little bit taller. :P

Granted, but your hair stops growing.

I wish my ear would stop hurting.

granted, but now your eyes hurt and spilt open. XP

i wish i could find/wear really cool HA clothes.

Granted. Congrats, it's 2 Jamaican dollars!

I wish I didn't need sleep. :c

granted, but then you get bored night after night and decide to play tag with cars

i wish i had a grapefruit

Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish I had a wee little kitty to keep me company right now...

Granted, but the kitty is evil and kills everyone in the town. I wish I was the immortal ruler of the world.

Granted, but you have it the next day.

I wish my shoulder wasn't sore.

Granted, but your head hurts instead. I wish the day of ruling the world would turn into a million years.

granted, but you have a ridiculous homework assignment in the next class granted, but you are unable to feel happiness or satisfaction

i wish i didn't have to write papers for english class

Granted, but then you get a bigger one in Science

I wish that I had a faster internet connection.