Granted, but your computer crashes and burns Granted, but it gives you a toothache

I wish I had a saxophone

Wish granted but you trip and land with it in your face.

I wish I had $20.

Granted, but you realize it's Canadian money. I wish I had some water.

Granted but it eats you.

I wish I had a roleplay buddy (granted, yay!)

Granted, But It Smells Like Piss

I Wish I Had Some Clean Water

Granted but it's sewer water.

I wish I was watching anime right now.

Granted, but your TV breaks.

Granted but it's a marathon of Tokyo Mew Mew. I wish my cat wasn't annoying.

Oh god not Tokyo Mew Mew. ;-;

Granted, but now your OTHER cat is twice as annoying.

I wish something other than Tokyo Mew Mew was on.

Granted, but it's a Snuggie commercial. I wish I had a blanket.

Granted but it's a doll blanket.

I wish my dog would stop barking.

Granted, it starts foaming. I wish I had some tea.

granted, but now it chews constantly on your foot granted, but it's extremely bitter

i wish my guinea pig didn't try to eat everything in sight

Granted, but your nieghbor's dog barks now.

I wish I had a good roleplay going on right now.

Granted, it goes blind and eats everything not in sight. Granted, but it dies quickly. I wish I had some hot chocolate.

granted, but it burns your mouth

i wish my posts were faster so that they actually worked and got answered...

Granted, but it gets cold fast.

I wish I had pumpkin pie.

granted, but you aren't allowed to eat it

i wish i had a puppy

Granted, but then you get purposely ignored. Granted, but it's a pie made out of me. I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted but it grows into Kujo. Granted, but now you can never sleep again.

I wish I had a pet bat.