I say "Well, a smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. Plus, I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful."

I would continue with the cheesy pickup lines, saying with a flirty grin, "You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!"

I would put my best winning smile on my face, then say, "I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw."

I'd seduce you and steal your owl when your too drunk to do anything about it.

hic give me hic back my owl.... hic YO! YOU!! YEAH YOU!!! GIVE ME ANOTHER ROUND! hic of whatever this junk is.... hic

Oh hello there~. I didn't know they allowed owls in bars. o: I want to touch it.

"What crazy medical experiment gave you those wings??"

Is totally drunk and starts to sing the beer song :D

Dough, the stuff, that buys my beer, Ray, the guy that tends the bar, Me, the guy, who drinks my beer, Far, the distance to the bar, So, I think I'll have a beer, La, Laa lAA lAh LaH LAA LAAAH! Tea, no thanks I want a beer, which brings us back to Dough Dough Dough!

I'd buy you a drink.

Whats up my fellow feline?

"Whoa, can you talk to them?"

You have pretty glowing eyes. o 3o

, and, where are your shoo.........................woa, nice hair cut dude

Do you style your hair, or do you wake up with it that sexy? ;D

, I mu=ight say the same about you. ;D

You're very...pink.

THIS IS WHY I SHOULD STOP DRINKING IN VEGAS. I ALWAYS GET MARRIED. Hmm, honeymoons are fun though ;D

talk to you

puts knife away "So...they let animals in now?" moves away from the deer

-eyes the knife warily- "... Hello?"