oAe slowly retreats...

offer to buy you a drink

Poke your nipple ring and back away...slowly.

smirks such a light touch.....

Hey, you gotta fox, too!

Run away screaming (while drunk) that I've watched to many animes and have gone crazy.

I would approach you lean in to kiss you but I'd start to realize I'm in a bar? What the hell? I'm supposed to visit my boyfriend but I would take your hand and ask "Would you like some air to sober yourself? But you'd probably scream and run away. :(

I would say "I like your wings" and probably flirt XD

offer you a drink

poke your eyeballs out. I've always wanted to poke a pirate's eyeballs.

What's a pink girl like you doing in a bar? This isn't a place for little girls, go play with your dolls before your mom and dad comes. :O

Looks like you've had one too many drinks. :P

- So...may I see your 'on' button? >D Heehee.

"Are you drunk enough to go home with me?"

Yeah..... Maybe I should come back later.... O_o jumps out the window

Heyy...❤

Cue cheesy pick-up line. "Hey, babeh, do you like thick trunks?"

Stare for a very long time before deciding I've probably had too much to drink.

Dawwww pets! snuggles them

I'd pat the seat next to me and ask how your day's been going. Comfort if it sucked, congratulate if it was successful. :D

I'm such a sap . . . :I