"You cannot organise your way out of too much." How very true.

Opposites sometimes annihilate.

DM: "You want to use... your Ballista... in a bar fight?" (Anyone who has played any form of tabletop RPG will probably have a varient of this quote.)

DM: "You notice that the door is ajar..."

Player: "Ok, I take the jar."

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't what I would do if I caught one." Joker, The Dark Knight.

Mine find women equally incomprehensible...

"...you wouldn't get it."

• The Joker, 'Joker' (2019)

"You need to...FOR...GET!!!" - "Ash", The Forgotten

Some dumb belle will ask how to get through to mine. Mine want to yell like that thing to her face. [Url=https://images.app.goo.gl/qNcgnWixTukmzcAn8]THERE ARE BILLIONS MORE!!![/URL]

"They're bigger loosers than the guy who invested homework." James, Pokemon. That still makes me laugh even today.

"Is she going to stand by you when you're in a wheelchair?" - Barton Blaze, Ghostrider

"Logic, logic, logic...logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris, not the end." - Spock, 'Star Trek: The Motion Picture'

"Love is not blind, you are." - Deadpool

"I had the answers in my head, it's like a different kind of cheating!" - Bart Simpson

“Why should I not hate mine enemies―if I "love" them does that not place me at their mercy?” ― Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Bible

Seeking revenge is like taking a poison, and expecting the other person to die.

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

"Genius and brilliance are no guarantee that you won't get it totally wrong" - Carl Sagan, Cosmos.

Referring to Ptolemy...

Never saw this series in it's entirety, except some fragments from PBS or Spanish dubs in the 90's.

"Creativity is not optional, it's essential." Nathan Sawaya

"Man is an endangered species" Terl, Battlefield Earth

“Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!” ― Anton LaVey