"Death comes to all, but some have no patience." - Darwin Awards

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"You went to Iraq, and served your country, he went to college to get high. He doesn't deserve your protection." Law and Order: Criminal Intent

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"You're young, and sweet. Neither are traits I hold in high regard." Wilhelmina Harker, LXG Mine will say something similar, "You're young, single, and childless. Mine don't care for that."

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"Do no evil, that good may come of it." Duck, NCIS

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"Have I become so predictable, that you can record an entire conversation with me in advance?" Dilbert, in the animiated series, the episode concerning Y2K.

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"The only people who talk in the third person more than you are Donald Trump, and Elmo." - Bull

"You're doing great." Bella from Bluey. (Watch the episode Babyrace when you have time.)

"Its human arrogance to think an alien message is meant only for them" Spock, Star Trek IV The Voyage Home.

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"Three commanders on a single craft, I don't think there's enough rocket fuel on Earth to get those egos off the ground." Mission to Mars

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"TIM- BUR...TON!" Jay Sherman, The Critic. (He's chopping down a tree, saying this.)

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"Anyone who doesn't like you for who you really are, its' their loss."

"Anyone who likes mine for who mine really iz, its their fault."

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"Whose calculator can answer this question first?" Edna Krabapple.