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Jun 25, 2024 1 year ago
SlashSlashX
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When Alexander the Great came across the great thinker Diogenes the Cynic, Diogenes was dozing outside. When Alexander, in a hope of recuriting him, asked what he could give Diogenes that was within his power to give, Diogenes replied "Move, you're blocking the sunshine." He was no fool.

Jun 27, 2024 1 year ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

'"I Love You" is not a pick up line.' Some damn song, tho mine toadally agree.

It's the second oldest lie. [Hr] Some guy says, "Women are useless."

The interviewer responds, "Then why did you marry one?"

-applause from audience-

Old, and obsolete.

Jul 1, 2024 1 year ago
SlashSlashX
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If you get tired, LEARN TO REST, not to quit! - Banksy

Jul 1, 2024 1 year ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

Do or do not, there is no try. - Yoda, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back.

Bloody Dexters, Jedi, Sith... The Force is just as right biased.

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Jul 2, 2024 1 year ago
SlashSlashX
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"The only way to gall and fret effectively is for yourself to be a good and honnest person." Diogenes the Cynic

Jul 3, 2024 1 year ago
February30th
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Zamaradi Moyo

"Don't cheat yourself out of a healthy loving relationship." Couples Court

As if such a thing can exist... [Hr] The best way to kill any desire, is to have it fulfilled.

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Jul 3, 2024 1 year ago
SlashSlashX
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Not all storms come to disrupt your life. Sometimes they come to clear your path.

Jul 4, 2024 1 year ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

Seen on a 1989 Jeep Wrangler, "Real Jeeps Like Getting Dirty."

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Jul 4, 2024 1 year ago
SlashSlashX
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Remind yourself daily that mistakes are proof that you are trying.

Jul 6, 2024 1 year ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

Believe. Always remember that.

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Jul 7, 2024 1 year ago
youngexplorer
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Beau Alex

Be what you wish to seem.

Jul 9, 2024 1 year ago
February30th
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Zamaradi Moyo

"I'm old, not obsolete." Guardian, Terminator Genesys.

Similarly in Rise of the Machines, "'Unlikely, I'm an obsolete model."

Mine is both, yet still 1.0.


"legally purchased firearm", especially after certain events...
An anonymous gift included this quote, "Not all women are the enemy."

Mine agree now, that is only true for those stoopid enough think mine a catch. They're not worthy of mine southpaw'd greeting, or the dozen Lego roses...blah blah blah...

Old, and obsolete.

Jul 16, 2024 1 year ago
DaPuppy
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Little Grimmsy

"If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend..."

Love is all you need.

Jul 17, 2024 1 year ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

"If I can't have me, no one will."


"If a woman likes you, she sticks around." Marvin, RED.

What does he gknow?!

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Jul 22, 2024 1 year ago
SlashSlashX
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"If someone pauses their game to answer your text, marry that person." Annon

Jul 23, 2024 1 year ago
DaPuppy
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Little Grimmsy

"Love is all you need" - The Beatles

Love is all you need.

Jul 29, 2024 1 year ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

"Homemaker, I may as well be dead!" Lisa Simpson

Mine agree... husband, father...may as well be dead.

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Jul 29, 2024 1 year ago
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"Bad times are just times that are bad" from Animal Crossing

Jul 29, 2024 1 year ago
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"Rule of thumb: for ordinary matters get a right-handed lawyer, but if you're really in trouble, look for a left-hander." - James T. de Kay, The Left Hander's Handbook

Old, and obsolete.

Jul 29, 2024 1 year ago
DaPuppy
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Little Grimmsy

"To thine own self be true."

Love is all you need.

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