When Alexander the Great came across the great thinker Diogenes the Cynic, Diogenes was dozing outside. When Alexander, in a hope of recuriting him, asked what he could give Diogenes that was within his power to give, Diogenes replied "Move, you're blocking the sunshine." He was no fool.
'"I Love You" is not a pick up line.' Some damn song, tho mine toadally agree.
It's the second oldest lie. [Hr] Some guy says, "Women are useless."
The interviewer responds, "Then why did you marry one?"
-applause from audience-
If you get tired, LEARN TO REST, not to quit! - Banksy
Do or do not, there is no try. - Yoda, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back.
Bloody Dexters, Jedi, Sith... The Force is just as right biased.
"The only way to gall and fret effectively is for yourself to be a good and honnest person." Diogenes the Cynic
"Don't cheat yourself out of a healthy loving relationship." Couples Court
As if such a thing can exist... [Hr] The best way to kill any desire, is to have it fulfilled.
Not all storms come to disrupt your life. Sometimes they come to clear your path.
Seen on a 1989 Jeep Wrangler, "Real Jeeps Like Getting Dirty."
Remind yourself daily that mistakes are proof that you are trying.
"I'm old, not obsolete." Guardian, Terminator Genesys.
Similarly in Rise of the Machines, "'Unlikely, I'm an obsolete model."
Mine is both, yet still 1.0.
Mine agree now, that is only true for those stoopid enough think mine a catch. They're not worthy of mine southpaw'd greeting, or the dozen Lego roses...blah blah blah...
"If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend..."
Love is all you need.
"If I can't have me, no one will."
What does he gknow?!
"If someone pauses their game to answer your text, marry that person." Annon
"Love is all you need" - The Beatles
Love is all you need.
"Homemaker, I may as well be dead!" Lisa Simpson
Mine agree... husband, father...may as well be dead.
"Bad times are just times that are bad" from Animal Crossing