Yeah, those are because I'm going through anything marked 'retired' first! I'll update some of those now, but will do a quick run through again at the end.
Also yeah, some don't match up. When I go to add the next golem, I'll update the naming of the previous! :)
[edit]The shards are basically like the research notes cabinet, part of the set but also ... always in shop so will be done with the general items!
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Ah okay, that makes sense haha! And thank you for doing this :)
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You have defeated Euclid 10 times!
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You earned 3875 sP for beating Euclid! Fluffee earned 4500 EXP Points!
Euclid drops:
Tome of Light
getting lots of Impossible tokens from this one! And wiz tokens and a tome at win 10, 15 and 20
I wish I could go back in time..
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Battle Quest

Is there going to be cheaper, more available weapon options? I don't play enough be able to buy anything, so I built my pet around that. It's worked fairly well, but now I'm going to get burnt badly.
It's a me problem, but me is not going to bother when there's no way around spending billions on weapons and scrolls just to stay where I'm at now.
He needs to stop being stingy and drop those magma EoR! :P
There are a lot of cheap options available. I see you holding one now! You don't have to spend billions in weapons to win battles,they just make battling easier when your pet isn't strong enough. Keep training your pet and battling to gain more experience. T13 pets close to cap should be able to beat opponents without having to own the best weapons. A good strategy is what wins a battle.
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Battle Quest

My pet has 500 defense. I don't have enough for blocking to matter. Everything is in health and strength. I don't have time or interest in grinding quests for sP because I'd rather grind BQs instead. My pets stats are all about not needing to have blocking weapons in the first place because the percent based healing can make up for that.
It sucks for hydrogellos, but I don't have time to grind damage on bosses anyway. Works well enough for holidays.
Yeah it sounds like you have a pet that's built for event battles. Are you at the cap? You could always invest more into defense to help you last longer. did mention he wanted to make defense more useful so that overheating wasn't so broken in the battle revamp so you may want to consider using exp from BQs to go towards a little more def.
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