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not only is mustard better than mayo but it's also the best condiment overall imo
No food is inherently gross, but mayo is pretty close. Why doth mankind turn egg into a stinky cream? Also it makes my stomach want to end its WHOLE career.
So, mustard wins. By default. Also like, mustard is okay. I've got no quarrel with mustard.
Mayonnaise --hellman's only also spicy brown mustard

If im choosing between the two then I'm gonna naturally gravitate towards mayo. I'm sorry it had to be this way, Dijon mustard :(
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Mayo with some mustard in it. Or a little bit of mustard with more Mayo in it.
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