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Subeta is so slow because the lumi elves are playing tricks on the users
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Oh! idk if this is funny enough Subeta is slow because there're bugs cramming in the systems.....
Why is subeta so slow at the moment? The hamsters are sleeping after turkey dinner
. . . Someone told me I have two faults. I don't listen and . . . some other stuff they were rattling on about.
Subeta is so slow, because the subeta team hired sloths to do all the coding work.
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Subeta site traffic flows through tunnels and is propelled by spinning blades. When they started maintenance and repairs, the flow was disrupted which led to stagnant data piling up. This caused the population of dandybunnies to skyrocket in the tunnels, and their sudden appearance caused all the machinery to slow or freeze up. When Subeta gets the circulation running again, we're going to be bombarded with an even larger infestation than usual.
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Subeta is so slow because the and species have started a war with each other...
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subeta is slow because keeps sabotaging the servers and stealing all the programmer's stuff
Because Fantine can't help out cause she is too busy making pies.
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Thanks so much for the yummy-looking tea! c:
Subeta is so slow because Fantine accidentally spilled half her pumpkin pie baking mixture into the servers and clogged them right up!
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Subeta is slow because the servers are hidden in a maple grove and have become clogged with syrup
has had to slow the whole site down to find every mention of him to make a yearly scrapbook for us! So I mean its a lot of data to cover all of 2019 so of course the site is being weird. And since the forums would have the most mention of him OF COURSE that would take the biggest hit and load the slowest! He is so generous to make us a yearbook like that though! Also yay thank you <3
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Subeta is slow, because all the developers are working on the Teahouse instead of site stability. ;)
: The site is slow because they bought the new servers from the hustler.
Oh, and thanks for the gift ^_^
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Subeta is slow right now because it is being powered by turtles running through molasses....
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Subeta is so slow because the new server hosts have a Gremlin infestation and some idiot fed them after midnight and now they're tearing everything apart.
The lag, of course, is due to the pesky little Pherrets trying to drag all the pages under dressers and sofas. Thought you'd get one page for yourself? Yoink! Think again รฒ w รณ
