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Would you rather donate your body to science or donate your organs to people who need them?

Organs to people who need them

Would you rather (accidentally, while swimming or whatever) get a mouthful of lake water or of ocean water?

Ocean water! If not near a sewer outlet, ew.

Would you rather sneeze marbles or fart confetti? (I asked my bf for help, DON'T BLAME ME) aaaaaaah

LOL farting confetti sounds way more pleasant. (I occasionally yell out questions for my bf too, its never seems to work out that well).

Would you rather have out of control body hair or out of control body odor?

I already have both because i'm Italian. I guess odor?

Would you rather have to read aloud every word you read or sing everything you say out loud?

sing everything I say! I have a pretty singing voice and i’m not gonna subject everyone else in the room to whatever article i’m reading xD

EDIT: forgot my question d'oh

would you rather be famous for something you're proud of but everyone else hates (ex The Room) or be famous for something you hate but the public adores (ex Rob Pattinson being in twilight)?

I would rather be famous for something that I hate (as weird as that sounds?)

Would you rather eat a frog or a horse (one meal).

a frog, I've tried frog legs and they didn't taste that bad...

Would you rather cross a chasm on a rickety wooden swinging bridge during the day (when you can see how far the drop is) or crawl through claustrophobia-inducing cave tunnels in complete darkness?

Hmmm... I think the tunnels would be safer. XD

Would you rather listen to someone you disagree with for an hour or try to convince them otherwise?

I guess I'd rather listen to someone I disagree with. I think it's more intellectually stimulating, while trying to convince someone set in their ways feels like arguing with a brick wall. (I'm still going to disagree, because I am also a brick wall haha. But I will be able to better formulate why I'm right and they're super wrong if I'm familiar with their argument.) And I mean, I guess there's a very small chance they're right and I might turn around my whole way of thinking, which would be exciting, to be honest. It's very unlikely, but it has happened. :P

Would you rather have an exciting day at work or a boring day at home?

I'll go for the boring day at home.

Would you rather swim with otters or swim with sharks.

Otters. They're quite cute!

Would you rather be one of the few survivors of a zombie apocalypse or a nuclear war?

nuclear war. I love watching zombie stuff, but would really, really, not like it for real.

Would you rather have unlimited amounts of any material you want to build a house but you have to build the house yourself or have a famed architect design and build you a modest house?

Definitely the modest house. A big house = more cleaning and maintenance haha.

Would you rather have super sensitive taste or super sensitive hearing?

taste.

Would you rather ask for help or figure it out yourself?

Figure it out myself.

Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?

Being a chameleon sounds kinda fun, I'll go with that.

Would you rather never be able to leave your hometown or never be able to return to it?

Never leave. I'm a stay-home kinda person anyway.

Would you rather live without the internet or only eat plain rice every day for every meal?

probably rice, I love the internet too much.

Would you rather have a horrible short term memory or a horrible long term memory?

Long term.

Would you rather eat a ketchup sandwich or a Siracha sandwich?