Sriracha sandwich

Would you rather take dance or karate lessons?

Dance.

Would you rather humans go to the moon again or go to mars?

Both! I think there would be a lot of advantages to establishing a moon base first though (plus it would be helpful in preparation for Mars trips). Probably NASA should do that and Elon can work on getting to Mars since he's doing that anyway and there we go, both objectives accomplished. :P

Would you rather go fly a kite or take a hike?

I'd pick the moon, because I really don't think we're ready for Mars yet. We don't even know what questions to ask about creating a colony. The space stations have given us so much knowledge, and shown us so many gaps in our biological knowledge. If we go back to the moon with the express intent to establish a self-sustaining colony, it would give us practice that is not only helpful, but I think essential to surviving Mars.

A: Neither? Well, if I have to choose, flying a kite I guess.

Would you rather work a morally questionable job that makes a lot of money or a job that helps a lot of people but doesn’t make much money?

Definitely a low paying job that helps people. :) The lowest paying job I had was as a volunteer manager for a Salvation Army thrift store. It gave me more satisfaction than anything I'd done before.

Would you rather have a full time cook or full time maid?

I guess the rain since I have 0 snow experience here in California!

Would you rather have a flying carpet or a car that can drive underwater?

car

Would you rather go to a Italian or to a Japanese buffet?

Japanese

Would rather go to a fine dining restaurant or a buffet?

fine dining!

Would you rather all plants scream when you cut them / pick their fruit or animals beg for their lives before they are killed?

Probably animals because A) I don't kill animals and B) It would probably turn a lot more people vegan and end a lot of the meat/poultry industries which would be great!

Would you rather go bald or be forever cursed to have terrible haircuts?

The curse. D: Wah

Would you rather create or destroy?

Definitely create!

Would you rather be unable to move your body every time it rains or not be able to stop moving while the sun is out?

Well, it mostly rains at night here, so I'll go with that. xD

Would you rather eat popcorn with flakes of glitter in it or with wood chips?

Hmmm I guess glitter? Since wood is straight up non-digestable.

Would you rather never be stuck in traffic again or never get another cold?

Never get stuck in traffic! I'm always sick, so I think I'm used to it.

Would you rather always live in the summer or winter season?

That's tough because winter is my favorite season but I definitely get tired of it after a while. I need some reliably nice days to do outdoorsy stuff. So I think I'm going to choose summer but hopefully I can always go to the mountains for some snow.

Would you rather join the circus or the military?

( I agree with you about the moon base!)

Definitely the circus. I keep getting ads for the military on spotify and they make me angry. plus they shouldn't even be advertising to me, they wouldn't want me anyway, why can't they leave me alone

Okay, rant over! :)

Would you rather sleep in an attic or a cellar?

Hmm I guess the attic, seems slightly less creepy plus then I can have a sky light!

Would you rather be infamous in history books or be forgotten after your death?

Be forgotten.

Would you rather live next door to your parents or in another country?

Another country. (sorry parents!)

Would you rather live your entire life in a virtual reality where all your wishes are granted or in the real world?